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"Join us now" indeed. [Fri, 10-Jul-2009 1:47 PM]
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[music |Matt Loper -- RMS Remix]

You stay classy, RMS.

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Train [Thu, 9-Jul-2009 2:39 PM]
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[music |Goldfrapp -- Train]

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The Zeiram Burqa and other Tentacular Fashions. [Tue, 7-Jul-2009 9:16 PM]
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[music |Fight Like Apes -- Something Global]

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This is just like Hubba Hubba Revue! [Tue, 7-Jul-2009 4:15 PM]
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[music |Trance to the Sun -- Fish & Knife]

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Get me off this crazy thing. [Mon, 6-Jul-2009 11:01 AM]
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[music |The Damned -- Jet Boy, Jet Girl]

An early peek at Robert Rodriguez's next
dangerous overscraping of the bottom
of the cultural barrel:

Previously, previously.

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but can I get one of my intestinal parasite? [Wed, 1-Jul-2009 10:57 AM]
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[music |C-Tec -- Foetal]

Now pregnant women could have the chance to hold a life-size model of their unborn baby.

I didn't know ultrasounds gave you volumetric data. Neat.

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im in ur browser, melting ur digits [Sat, 27-Jun-2009 6:33 PM]
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[music |Duran Duran -- Yo Bad Azizi]

Dali Clock Javascript!

I factored out the Javascript from the Palm Pre port of Dali Clock, so now it works as a web page too, including all the display options.

If any of you browser-internals types have suggestions on how to get better performance out of the <canvas> tag (specifically in the Palm Pre version of Webkit) I'd love to hear them.

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today in batcock news [Tue, 23-Jun-2009 7:59 AM]
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[music |Fight Like Apes -- Battlestations]

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yes, I am twelve. [Mon, 15-Jun-2009 6:09 PM]
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[music |Dragonette -- Take It Like a Man]

Bill Gates helps fund mass circumcision program.

Air Force pounds MILF lairs with rockets.

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I believe I've heard of this special kind of "massage". [Sun, 14-Jun-2009 7:39 PM]
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[music |Devo -- Gut Feeling (Slap Your Mammy)]

"To administer a lymphatic drainage massage, the individual is positioned so that maximum exposure is given to the target area. Several slaps with the open palm are applied to the area for about two minutes, with occasional pauses to rub the area in a circular motion. The resulting heat, along with the vibration of the skin and rhythmic contractions of the gluteus muscles stimulates the draw of fluid into the capillaries. The absorption of fatty acids and subsequent transport of fat causes the "orange peel" roughness to the skin to disappear. This may take several sessions to accomplish. The massage can be effective not only with Grade 3 cellulite but can be used pro-actively for Grade 1 and 2. However, these treatments have no proven results, and may only create short lasting effects."
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Today on Sick Sad World: Squirting Dragon Dildos. [Fri, 5-Jun-2009 4:37 PM]
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[music |The March Violets -- Slow Drip Lizard]

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San Francisco's Top 10 sex scandals [Thu, 28-May-2009 4:26 PM]
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[music |Big Black -- Cables]

Including such gems as "Cable car nymph":

It was supposed to be a routine trip on the Hyde Street cable car in 1964, the 29-year-old woman said. But when the car lurched and she was heaved against a pole, the collision "somehow unleashed emotions hidden deep in the dark closet of her mind," The Chronicle reported - and thus was born "The cable car nymphomaniac". The woman sued Muni for $500,000 six years later, saying her injuries had triggered an insatiable sexual desire that drove her to take 100 lovers, leaving her perpetually unsatisfied. Reporters left her name out of news accounts, to protect her privacy, referring to her instead by her nickname, or as "the buxom blonde" from Michigan. She was awarded $50,000 by a jury, whose members said they hoped she would use it for counseling.
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Bloc Party - Signs (Armand van Helden remix) [Thu, 7-May-2009 10:54 AM]
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[music |as noted]

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I think the creepiest part about this photo is actually the fingers. [Thu, 26-Mar-2009 12:49 AM]
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[music |Say Hi To Your Mom -- Yeah, I'm in Love with an Android]

Many other horrible things on this site, such as this, this and this.

Previously, previously, previously, previously.

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A Clawful of Boobs [Mon, 23-Mar-2009 5:58 PM]
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[music |Attrition -- The Game is Up]

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there was a glaring omission on godzillabukkake.com. [Thu, 12-Mar-2009 1:51 AM]
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[music |Red Aunts -- Sleeping in the Wet Spot]

I have filled that hole.

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Turtle Rape Shoe [Tue, 10-Mar-2009 12:52 PM]
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[music |Sloth Scamper -- Bird's Atlas]

I understand that this is also what it sounds like when doves cry.

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"It grows a rudimentary megastamen and anthorax, and swiftly matures into the spore of sex A, the gameteoroid." [Sat, 28-Feb-2009 3:56 AM]
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[music |Coil -- The Hellbound Heart]

Exhibit A:Exhibit B:
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I, for one, welcome our new torture-phallus overlords. [Fri, 27-Feb-2009 1:52 PM]
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[music |Fad Gadget -- Insecticide]


Torture Phalluses Give Beetles Reproductive Edge

Males with the longest and spiniest genitalia propagate their genes better than their less endowed rivals, a new study says.

Several species, especially among insects, are known to physically harm their mates in reproduction, but scientists aren't sure why these traits evolved.

The new research offers the first proof that dangerous genitalia in males can represent a reproductive advantage. The resulting wounds in the females, however, are likely just an "unfortunate side effect" of the strategy, Arnqvist said, and do not provide a reproductive benefit.

For instance, 20 to 30 seed beetle species have arisen whose males look nearly identical, but have wildly divergent sexual parts. "The male copulatory organ is the single [physical] trait that evolves very rapidly across animals," Arnqvist said.


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I, for one, welcome our new Japanese hydrocephalic, erect, and lactose intolerant overlords. [Tue, 24-Feb-2009 5:51 PM]
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[music |Aun -- Drainbow]

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