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Fear of a blonde planet. Fear, baby. Fear.

[Sun, 25-Jan-2009 5:36 PM]

[	Tags	\|	big brother, perversions	]
[	music	\|	Pzycho Bitch -- Maschinerie	]

Schoolgirls banned from lessons by headmaster for being 'too blonde'

A headteacher has come under fire from parents and pupils after banning two 16-year-olds from school for being 'too blonde'. Raegan Booth, 16, and Aby Western, 15, say they were threatened with expulsion by David Alexander unless they dyed their hair brown.

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From:

chuck_lw
Mon, 26-Jan-2009 2:14 AM (UTC)

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Everybody's overlooking the simplest explanation...

They're obviously witches.

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From:

rodgerd
Mon, 26-Jan-2009 8:55 AM (UTC)

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Do they haunt vaginas?

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From:

korgmeister
Mon, 26-Jan-2009 10:09 AM (UTC)

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YOU HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE!

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From:

thgintaetal
Mon, 26-Jan-2009 2:38 AM (UTC)

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"two 16-year-olds"
"Aby Western, 15"
Something doesn't add up here.

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tlrmx.org
Mon, 26-Jan-2009 3:19 AM (UTC)

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It's the Daily Mail. I'm actually surprised they didn't find a paper thin excuse to show the girls in bikinis.

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From:

pete23
Mon, 26-Jan-2009 8:10 AM (UTC)

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or link it to house prices falling and illegal immigrants.

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From:

kineticfactory
Mon, 26-Jan-2009 4:23 PM (UTC)

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The bikini thing is more the Sun/Daily Sport. The Daily Heil is more straight-down-the-line xenophobic rabble rousing.

Given that it's the Daily Mail, I would imagine that the subtext is that it's a conspiracy between the Muslims (most of whom have dark hair) and the European Union (who probably ban having blond hair as a racist statement/likely to cause offense). It's political correctness and health and safety gone mad!

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infrogmation
Mon, 26-Jan-2009 10:38 AM (UTC)

No skoolgrlz bikini pix

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Parents were apparently holding out for too much money.

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From:

killbox
Mon, 26-Jan-2009 2:53 AM (UTC)

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Is the teacher experimenting with artificial intelligence?

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From:

anktastic
Mon, 26-Jan-2009 3:25 AM (UTC)

sitting the exam

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Nice. I've got an exam you can sit on RIGHT HERE!

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From:

nagarerutenshi
Mon, 26-Jan-2009 3:44 AM (UTC)

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Best use of tags, to my memory.

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From:

flipzagging
Mon, 26-Jan-2009 5:04 AM (UTC)

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Did anyone else think of this scene from Fight Club?

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From:

remonstrare
Wed, 28-Jan-2009 10:26 AM (UTC)

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http://jwz.livejournal.com/995821.html?thread=18905069#t18905069

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From:

obreerbo
Mon, 26-Jan-2009 5:06 AM (UTC)

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I've been waiting for this story to be posted on FARK.com just so I could see all the comments from people saying, "I'd hit it!"

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From:

lafinjack
Mon, 26-Jan-2009 5:34 PM (UTC)

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Well, they are in Britian, so one's legal and the other's almost legal.

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From:

obreerbo
Mon, 26-Jan-2009 6:08 PM (UTC)

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Well, then, at least we won't get the inevitable pictures of Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC saying, "Why don't you have a seat over there."

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From:

fatherbingo
Mon, 26-Jan-2009 5:11 AM (UTC)

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From:

leolo
Mon, 26-Jan-2009 9:41 AM (UTC)

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KILL EM KILL EM WITH FIRE

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From:

korgmeister
Mon, 26-Jan-2009 10:13 AM (UTC)

ARMCHAIR PSYCHOLOGIST POWERS, ACTIVATE!

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You ever get this feeling that David Alexander had a major crush on a blonde chick back when he was a teenager, and she turned him down in the most brutal way possible?

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