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lactating furries part 3 [Sun, 24-Aug-2008 11:49 AM]
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Cthulhoid Lactation Fetish Angers UK Charity

The Naturally Juicy advert, which features scantily dressed anthropomorphised gazelles, giraffes and flamingos, has generated a wave of criticism since it hit British TV screens earlier this month, with viewers, children's charities and equal rights groups up in arms over its sexual -- and, some believe, sexist -- content.

Shots of Orangina bottles exploding between the thighs of zebras and squirting on to the breasts of other animals were said to have proved particularly offensive. Equal rights groups are unhappy with the way in which female animals are depicted as lap dancers, gyrating around and pandering to the male animals.

"The almost sinister portrayal of animals in an animation style filled with sexual innuendo leads to very mixed and confused messages," said Mrs Knights.

Previously, previously.

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[User Picture]From: [info]genericvox
Sun, 24-Aug-2008 6:55 PM (UTC)

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Bestiality never tasted so good.
[User Picture]From: [info]boggyb
Sun, 24-Aug-2008 7:12 PM (UTC)

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Hang on, weren't they unahppy about this last year?
[User Picture]From: [info]jwz
Sun, 24-Aug-2008 7:19 PM (UTC)

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I think last year it was the French. Wait for 2009 for the American outrage.
[User Picture]From: [info]vomitrocity
Sun, 24-Aug-2008 9:26 PM (UTC)

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You think it will come here?
Really?
From: [info]mhoye
Mon, 25-Aug-2008 6:32 PM (UTC)

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We're outraged over there so we don't need to be outraged over here.
[User Picture]From: [info]muftak
Sun, 24-Aug-2008 7:22 PM (UTC)

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I was going to complain about this advert, as it promotes furry fandom.
[User Picture]From: [info]tjic
Sun, 24-Aug-2008 8:55 PM (UTC)

Furry pride

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I'm reminded of The Onion article Gay-Pride Parade Sets Mainstream Acceptance Of Gays Back 50 Years:


"I'd always thought gays were regular people, just like you and me... boy, oh, boy, was I wrong."


s/gay/furries

I'm going to sleep fitfully, at best tonight.

...and I certainly won't try counting sheep.
[User Picture]From: [info]phoenixredux
Sun, 24-Aug-2008 11:23 PM (UTC)

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I can't wait until this ad hits the U.S. airwaves. Oh, how the lolz will ensue.
[User Picture]From: [info]luserspaz
Wed, 27-Aug-2008 1:48 PM (UTC)

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Does anyone even drink this crap in the US? I've seen it in a few places, but it's certainly not popular.
[User Picture]From: [info]signedlongint
Sun, 24-Aug-2008 11:57 PM (UTC)

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Equal rights groups are unhappy with the way in which female animals are depicted as lap dancers, gyrating around and pandering to the male animals.
I could be wrong, but aren't the lives of most animals centered around surviving and multiplying? So they gave the female animals a little flair. Seems like everyone wants to cry about everything these days.
[User Picture]From: [info]moonracer
Mon, 25-Aug-2008 12:05 AM (UTC)

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the more I watch the above animated gif the more terifying the idea of grabbing breasts only to have them explode into pulpy juice. While tasty, I think it would scare the hell out of me and kill my sex drive for the night. If they were my breasts I'd go to the hospital immediately.
[User Picture]From: [info]mavia
Mon, 25-Aug-2008 1:44 AM (UTC)

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She's crushing grapefruit, not breasts. Watch carefully: grapefruit yellow, breasts (in bikini) purple.

(It didn't bother you that her arms are tentacles?)
[User Picture]From: [info]vomitrocity
Mon, 25-Aug-2008 5:52 PM (UTC)

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Read better.
[User Picture]From: [info]mavia
Mon, 25-Aug-2008 9:34 PM (UTC)

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You're not making sense.
[User Picture]From: [info]vomitrocity
Mon, 25-Aug-2008 10:09 PM (UTC)

Or am I making too much sense? XD

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Well...
He (she?) mentioned that watching this video clip made him (or her?) have creepy thoughts about boobie grabbing during sex. He wasn't saying the octobeing was grabbing it's boobies... just commenting on how creepy the innuendo of juice coming from the boobie area is. Your chastisement was just incorrectly placed.
[User Picture]From: [info]moonracer
Thu, 28-Aug-2008 3:56 PM (UTC)

Re: Or am I making too much sense? XD

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Ah yes, indeed I was not looking closely enough (though I have seen the full add plenty of times. I did not see the citrus rolling down her tentacles and thought her breasts magically became citrus. My bad.

And there is a big difference between lactation/squirting and full on break open to reveal inner workings. The latter involves a fair amount of damage.
[User Picture]From: [info]taffer
Mon, 25-Aug-2008 4:09 PM (UTC)

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Remember to stay away from lactating women then, those things go off with the slightest provocation.

Got hit in the eye once...
[User Picture]From: [info]lafinjack
Sun, 7-Sep-2008 4:11 AM (UTC)

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[User Picture]From: [info]t_e_b
Mon, 25-Aug-2008 1:13 AM (UTC)

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When I look at this gif, I get a horrifying vision of Cthulhu with a boner. Now I go to wash my brain out with LYE.
[User Picture]From: [info]diffrentcolours
Mon, 25-Aug-2008 1:50 AM (UTC)

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I think you need to use L'yeh instead.
[User Picture]From: [info]mcity
Mon, 25-Aug-2008 2:27 AM (UTC)

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Thank you, tip your waitress.
[User Picture]From: [info]schoschie
Mon, 25-Aug-2008 9:15 AM (UTC)

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teh l0lz
[User Picture]From: [info]cattycritic
Mon, 25-Aug-2008 7:46 PM (UTC)

What a waste of time.

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Why do people get offended by things that are intentionally stupid/silly?

Aren't there some starving war refugees in Africa to worry about?

How does one make a rhetorical question mark?
[User Picture]From: [info]vomitrocity
Mon, 25-Aug-2008 8:00 PM (UTC)

Re: What a waste of time.

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Maybe if you italicized only the question mark?
From: [info]luching
Mon, 25-Aug-2008 10:03 PM (UTC)

Re: What a waste of time.

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This is not less stupid than the famous cocacola bear & cub. If we are going to be ofended, let's get equally offended about any stupidity.
[User Picture]From: [info]vomitrocity
Mon, 25-Aug-2008 10:10 PM (UTC)

Re: What a waste of time.

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Were people offended by CocaCola bears?
I was just a wee lass at the time.
From: [info]luching
Mon, 25-Aug-2008 11:10 PM (UTC)

Re: What a waste of time.

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Just me.
[User Picture]From: [info]mayaknife
Tue, 26-Aug-2008 5:47 AM (UTC)

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How odd. I found the commercial's message neither mixed nor confused. Indeed, its overt sexuality seemed to me to be quite well focussed.
[User Picture]From: [info]sheilagh
Sun, 21-Sep-2008 12:20 AM (UTC)

Your consistent use of tags

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makes it easy to find this post, so I can share.. another deep sea creature, mixed with orange juice.. for sale soon here in the States:

http://www.iht.com/articles/2008/09/18/travel/17nutrients.php?page=1