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"Do these pressure-pants make my butt look extraterrestrial?" [Fri, 25-Jul-2008 4:03 PM]
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[User Picture]From: [info]vomitrocity
Fri, 25-Jul-2008 11:04 PM (UTC)

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Buble butt = stupid. :(
[User Picture]From: [info]quercus
Fri, 25-Jul-2008 11:20 PM (UTC)

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You're going to love puberty, when it finally hits.
[User Picture]From: [info]vomitrocity
Sat, 26-Jul-2008 1:02 AM (UTC)

You really failed, there.

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lolGee, I wish I knew where this attempt at mocking me was headed. XD

Are you telling me that I'm supposed to be attracted to the huge-assed female, as in "Dat chick's totally effin' hot!"?

Or are you telling me that as a female I should have a huge ass, as in "I'm pretending that you are a pre-teen and telling you that once puberty hits your ass will get huge"?

Or just maybe you have just hit puberty yourself, and as such, feel the need to make everything into a sexual reference, and also feel compelled to think that any female with any emphasis drawn on her butt or boobs is inherently attractive.

You poor boy, it'll be ok.
Your hormones will calm down in about 15-20 years or so and you can live a moderately normal life again.
[User Picture]From: [info]dixieflatline
Sat, 26-Jul-2008 2:56 AM (UTC)

Re: You really failed, there.

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STUPID PIG MAN DON'T YOU KNOW THAT THE VERY JOISTS OF THE EARTH COME FROM A WOMAN'S BODUNGEON??
From: [info]inferis
Sat, 26-Jul-2008 9:30 AM (UTC)

Re: You really failed, there.

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There's so much irony in that response it's almost funny.
[User Picture]From: [info]babasyzygy
Sat, 26-Jul-2008 9:02 PM (UTC)

Re: You really failed, there.

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Get a room, you two.
[User Picture]From: [info]ninjagirl
Sat, 26-Jul-2008 11:02 PM (UTC)

Re: You really failed, there.

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you sound fat.
[User Picture]From: [info]morbid_curious
Fri, 25-Jul-2008 11:10 PM (UTC)

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Yes, yes they do.
[User Picture]From: [info]quercus
Fri, 25-Jul-2008 11:18 PM (UTC)

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You think that stick-like waif actually has a discernible butt?
[User Picture]From: [info]kimberley66
Fri, 25-Jul-2008 11:31 PM (UTC)

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I think she needs to be fed more that she needs the butt cage.
[User Picture]From: [info]5beroptic
Sat, 26-Jul-2008 12:07 AM (UTC)

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I was thinking the same thing.

Someone please give this girl the KFC family meal stat.
[User Picture]From: [info]moonracer
Fri, 25-Jul-2008 11:34 PM (UTC)

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I'm imagining an air pump rhythmically inflating and deflating the ass to create a creepy breathing/pulsating ass effect. Hot!
[User Picture]From: [info]jwz
Fri, 25-Jul-2008 11:42 PM (UTC)

I think you are thinking of...

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Starting around 1:10, and getting really disturbing around 1:46...

[User Picture]From: [info]vomitrocity
Sat, 26-Jul-2008 1:05 AM (UTC)

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I don't understand it... D:
What needs to be that creepy?
[User Picture]From: [info]quercus
Sat, 26-Jul-2008 10:29 AM (UTC)

Re: I think you are thinking of...

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Devo - still the power to out-creep the Lordi fanboys
[User Picture]From: [info]vomitrocity
Sat, 26-Jul-2008 6:37 PM (UTC)

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UGH that's the second comment in which you've assumed I'm a boy.
[User Picture]From: [info]volkris
Sat, 26-Jul-2008 9:39 PM (UTC)

Re: I think you are thinking of...

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Settle down, son
[User Picture]From: [info]taffer
Mon, 28-Jul-2008 6:58 PM (UTC)

Re: I think you are thinking of...

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I saw a Lordi video for the first time last week; I was expecting them to be much harder. Like, say, Gwar.
[User Picture]From: [info]azul_ros
Sat, 26-Jul-2008 4:35 AM (UTC)

Re: I think you are thinking of...

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Lol! He reminds me of both (the original) Oompa Loompas & Austin Powers.
[User Picture]From: [info]xrayspx
Sun, 27-Jul-2008 5:01 AM (UTC)

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As Booji Boy gets older and heavier, this might actually be the perfect product for him:

[User Picture]From: [info]moonracer
Sun, 27-Jul-2008 3:09 PM (UTC)

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Best DEVO-Curch of the SubGenius collaboration project ever(that I know of at least). And yes, good example of pulsating clothing, though the wireframe design of the ladies ass makes me think more of those old air billow thingies.
[User Picture]From: [info]inkbot
Fri, 25-Jul-2008 11:37 PM (UTC)

now...

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imagine it on j-lo.
[User Picture]From: [info]lilamp
Sat, 26-Jul-2008 12:05 AM (UTC)

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i would kill to acquire the last dress in that set (which you didn't feature)...

Edited at 2008-07-26 12:10 am (UTC)
[User Picture]From: [info]jeremiahblatz
Sat, 26-Jul-2008 3:16 AM (UTC)

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That half-bolero thing really makes *any* outfit.
[User Picture]From: [info]strspn
Sat, 26-Jul-2008 7:14 AM (UTC)

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Do solar cells work with this sort of thing? Stillsuit power-based fitness?
[User Picture]From: [info]azul_ros
Sat, 26-Jul-2008 3:49 AM (UTC)

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I don't know if that horrible posture comes naturally or if the photographer/art director made her do that. Maybe it's the way the gear fits? It distracts from the style of the odd clothing. That second one almost looks as if she has some futuristic creature sitting on her shoulder. And hey, isn't that like parachute material in those pants & skirt? How bizarre.
[User Picture]From: [info]jakenelson
Sat, 26-Jul-2008 5:10 PM (UTC)

Previously....

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The title and first couple pictures reminded me distinctly of this.
[User Picture]From: [info]latemodel
Sat, 26-Jul-2008 7:49 PM (UTC)

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You have the wrong song listed as your music.