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Fortune [Tue, 22-Jul-2008 11:39 PM]
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Seriously? That's the weak-assed shit you bring to the fortune cookie game? Seriously?

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[User Picture]From: [info]bdu
Wed, 23-Jul-2008 6:42 AM (UTC)

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in bed.
[User Picture]From: [info]endquote
Wed, 23-Jul-2008 7:52 AM (UTC)

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Even prepending it with "you will" would have made it better.
[User Picture]From: [info]mrwashington
Wed, 23-Jul-2008 8:04 AM (UTC)

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That's old school. Haha!
[User Picture]From: [info]buntz
Wed, 23-Jul-2008 11:25 AM (UTC)

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[User Picture]From: [info]cetan
Wed, 23-Jul-2008 1:30 PM (UTC)

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"Lee explains how ... an overwhelming majority of fortune-cookie "fortunes" originate from one of two sources: Wonton Food in New York City or Steven Yang, who does not speak fluent English and works out of a warehouse in California."

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=19200355
From: [info]just_4_comments
Wed, 23-Jul-2008 3:38 PM (UTC)

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I got this one a while back, which I really enjoyed:
[User Picture]From: [info]gardenprophet
Fri, 25-Jul-2008 1:09 PM (UTC)

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Hot Sauce. I've never been ogled by a cookie before.
[User Picture]From: [info]psymbiotic
Wed, 23-Jul-2008 3:45 PM (UTC)

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I got a blank fortune once.

Egan
[User Picture]From: [info]ammonoid
Wed, 23-Jul-2008 7:01 PM (UTC)

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You have no future, obviously.
[User Picture]From: [info]psymbiotic
Thu, 24-Jul-2008 5:00 PM (UTC)

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Apparently.

Egan
[User Picture]From: [info]bitwise
Wed, 23-Jul-2008 4:37 PM (UTC)

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My favorite fortune-cookie message: "Thanks for supporting our meth lab."
[User Picture]From: [info]mackys
Wed, 23-Jul-2008 6:27 PM (UTC)

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"...in bed."
[User Picture]From: [info]marapfhile
Wed, 23-Jul-2008 6:54 PM (UTC)

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Beats "You enjoy eating Chinese food." I think.
[User Picture]From: [info]ammonoid
Wed, 23-Jul-2008 7:02 PM (UTC)

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"That wasn't chicken".
[User Picture]From: [info]elusis
Thu, 24-Jul-2008 12:31 AM (UTC)

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As a friend of mine pointed out this week, it's certainly better than "psychics will lead police to your body."
[User Picture]From: [info]krick
Thu, 24-Jul-2008 2:59 AM (UTC)

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The best cookie fortune I've ever gotten...

"Order more food now, you'll be hungry in an hour."



Usually it's something dumb like...

"You are popular."