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oh interweb. you are truly a cornucopia [Wed, 7-May-2008 10:28 AM]
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[music |Louie Fontaine -- Evil Force in my Pants]

"I have pubic lice in my mailbox":

Remember the crazy guy who claims he has specially bred giant Japanese crab lice that don't bite? And that they make great pets? ("Like Sea Monkeys in Your Pants!")
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[User Picture]From: [info]rivetpepsquad
Wed, 7-May-2008 5:42 PM (UTC)

WHAT.

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................stunned.
[User Picture]From: [info]phoenixredux
Wed, 7-May-2008 6:38 PM (UTC)

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Ewwwwwww!!

Seriously, WTF is WRONG with people?
[User Picture]From: [info]giles
Wed, 7-May-2008 6:44 PM (UTC)

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Even if there were lice in the envelope, what are they supposed to live off if they can't bite? Do you have to dropper feed pig blood into your jockeys once a day?
[User Picture]From: [info]lanikei
Wed, 7-May-2008 6:49 PM (UTC)

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i think the guy claimed they were feeding on dead skin cells.
[User Picture]From: [info]divergio
Wed, 7-May-2008 7:30 PM (UTC)

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With imagination, we kind of already have lice that feed off dead skin cells crawling all over our bodies.
[User Picture]From: [info]lanikei
Wed, 7-May-2008 7:34 PM (UTC)

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ew. don't talk about it.
[User Picture]From: [info]charon_grayi
Wed, 7-May-2008 8:51 PM (UTC)

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oh good god, that's fantastic!
and since trying to grow false nit eggs would probably turn out to be as effective as all my attempts to grow real sea monkeys (unless i managed to actually sprout the seeds and ended up with, oh say, a lovely pot of sweet basil) this has the makings of the best surprise gift EVER!
hmmmm.... who do i know with an upcoming birthday?
[User Picture]From: [info]boonedog
Thu, 8-May-2008 9:41 PM (UTC)

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Crap.
Now I need to start going to therapy again.