Do they have handy 2-in-1 forms for saving time?

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It'd be more fun if someone pried off or blacked out the slash.

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Hope they don't get the paperwork mixed up. Because you wouldn't want to piss off an anti-gun sex offender.

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"Fsck no, I ain't no prevert, I was there to register my guns!

By the way, do you have any children? "

or

Registered sex offenders were opposed to having to wait in the same line as 'right wing gun nuts'. Harvey McFeelemup said "It's one thing to wear this scarlet letter, but to be associated with THOSE kinds of people, well, that's just something we're not accustomed to."

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Where are the "Doomed" and "Grim Meathook Future" tags?

And is that JPEG compression artifacts or braille on the bottom of the sign?

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Braille. Government mandated. Makes it 10x funnier.

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Your mom was government mandated.

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I think the funniest example of this were bathroom signs in a gov't building I worked in. Not next to the bathroom doors, but rather pointing the way down the hall.

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Are you implying that blind people can't shoot guns wildly into the air and/or expose themselves in the park?

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Thanks. Now I have a mental image of blind people flashing trees and other inanimate objects.

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Pretty funny!

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I wouldn't mind an interactive website where I could see which of my neighbors had handguns.

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Or a nice computer. Or maybe big piles of cash.

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Perhaps one where you can see which neighbours have nice computers and/or big piles of cash and don't have handguns?

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If this website existed I would immediately feel compelled to acquire a handgun.

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I can't believe I'm the first person to ask: so which were you there for?

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