I just typed about three different responses, and none of them were appropriate for posting publicly on the internet.

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Like this picture WAS???

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clearly you have not used enough of the internet if you think there is anything that is inapporpriate for positing publicly on it.

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+5, Entirely Factual

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We all have our own standards.

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I can't decide if I'm amused, disgusted, or scarred for life.

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I'm all three.

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..unearthed beest thou' again, prototype GNU Mascot.

caption:

(- "Despite the actual test-specimen being below our field of exposure, a smirk is as good as a groan from a maimed man. - Sounds like we've got a winner down there.")

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Did RMS brush that out of his own beard? *shudders*

cfs

Edited at 2008-01-23 07:12 am (UTC)

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it's not furry porn, it's ART.

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that's "interspecitexturial erotica" to You, good Madam. (-Music and canned smoke for an extra fee.)

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I CAME!

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Next year's Tickle-Me-Elmo?

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given up entirely on dating, have you?

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"Dentata...it's latin for teeth..."

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Fleshlight not included?

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Your awesomeness (this post and more) is on display at weirdfolks.

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It is like one of those convex/concave illusions where it flips back and forth the longer you look at it.

At first I thought it looked like a gaping maw with teeth, but then I thought it kind of has a goatsex look about it.

Either way, I'm totally going to put my penis in there.

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This reminds me of an SF short story by a well-known SF author, in which some creatures (genetically engineered? I can't remember) appear in an off-Terra school for troubled teens -- these weasel-like creatures have a gigantic anus that looks extremely fuckable *and* make horrifying shrieks when so used. No teeth, though.

Just thought I'd share.

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I was thinking the exact same thing. Can't remember the name of the story for the life of me, though...

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I think that was Connie Willis' All My Darling Daughters.

Maybe Harlan Eilison could wear that as a hat?

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Yep, that's the story, thanks. Haven't reread that story in a while (can it really be more than 20 years old? Google says so), but I think that collection is around here somewhere.

Well, it has a mouth, at least one. (Unless you're making a different reference.)

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your icon made me laugh.

its a sick world when goatse references make me laugh.

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What I find really disturbing is that this appears to be the front of the creature in question.

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You found them!!

A friend of mine showed me these several months ago and we were debating how much they cost, since they all say "Price Available By Request". I really want to get an apartment with a fireplace so I can deck it out with the rug and "taxedermied" heads and what not, like a monster hunting lodge. Then I saw the picture where they actually did that.

My friend and I were both equally distressed that all the cute little animals had anuses that seem to go on forever though. We want the "anus free" versions, lol.

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What is-Oh my GOD!

(clutches eyes)

. . . Have seen . . . cannot UN-see! . . .

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sex and love and monster holes

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..The slack-jawed void of sexuality.

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Vagina dentata, what a wonderful phrase
Vagina dentata, ain't no passing chraze
It means no worries, 'til the end of your days...

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