You made my window wide. Stop that.

Also: so what?

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I have been waiting for someone else to join my club of "boycott the movie theater". The last thing I saw in the theater was "Return of the King". Wait, I lied, it was "Sky Captain". The thing is, even other theater-type events have the elements that I hate most: cell phones are annoying enough, but it's the constant coughing that pisses me off most, and it's everywhere--literary lectures, operas, symphony, etc. Or in the case of last night's opera, a hippie woman next to us who reeked of cigarettes, farted a lot, kept opening her sparkling water that she must have shook up every time "phhsshhhtt!" and the crinkling of some type of cough drop or candy wrapper.

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I only go to movies on non-holiday weekdays at 2pm, so I usually have the room to myself. But lately, even that hardly seems worth it. The screens are better than what I have at home, but that fails to polish these turds.

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I had missed The Man From Earth and Waitress. Will correct.

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"The Man From Earth" is an amazing movie. It's all talk, and riveting. Truly an awesome film. Watch it with the commentaries too, it's like seeing it for the first time again and the two hours seems like 20 minutes.

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I am moderately surprised at the Yayness of Waitress. I really don't know anything about the movie other than what I saw in a preview, but I never would have guessed it was good.

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The preview probably wouldn't have grabbed me either; I saw it because it was directed by Adrienne Shelly who has been in some great movies, especially Trust and The Unbelievable Truth.

She was murdered shortly before the movie was released...

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Children of Men

An amazing movie, which I never would have seen (had never even heard of), except that I was on a long, boring plane ride with a little interactive screen, and I hadn't heard of any of the _other_ movies, either.

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It's worth it for the climactic steadicam shot alone.

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I haven't yet seen "Children of men", but I've heard it's good. A friend of mine bought a Land Rover that was used in the film. It's all spiky, and looks like it's come straight from Mad Max II, which is cool (and generally suits her, too).

I tend to agree that 2007 has sucked for movies, much like 2006 and 2005 before it. I've avoided seeing "The golden compass", on the grounds that the books were great, and the trailers make the CG animals look crap. Seems I'm not the only one to feel that way.

On the other hand, I loved "Stardust", which is odd, given that I'm generally not a big fan of Gaiman's work.

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I just read the first "His Dark Materials" book, and thought it was just average fantasy crap. Poor writing, unbelievable characters you don't give a damn about, and the plot just isn't interesting enough for me to want to read the next two, or see the movie.

So thanks to JWZ for the review on that, it just confirms what I already thought.

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yays from me include:

children of men
knocked up
superbad
black snake moan
there will be blood
beowulf
american gangster
ratatouille

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Shoot 'Em Up was the only time I've ever thought to myself during a movie, "I bet this would make a really good video game."

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I cross-referenced your reviews with the sum-total-of-all-reviewers reviews on rottentomatoes, and it comes out like this:

Yay: 92, n/a, 89, 66, 97, 90, 89
Ehhh: 95, 93, 80, 25, 84, 22
Grrr: 71, 96, 8, 45, 75, 75, 78, 69, 67, 60, 44, 35

If you had checked rottentomatoes before any of your movie outings and set a threshold of 79, it would have knocked out only two in your 'yay' category and only two in your 'ehhh' category, but all but one in your 'grrr' category. Maybe you should use that as a first pass filter in the upcoming year.

(A threshold of 85 would knock out more in your ehhh category and leave everything else alone, you could use that if your ehhh category is more dislike than like.)

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...do you really not have anything better to do?

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Children of Men. Saw this because everyone says it's awesome. Painfully bad movie. Thank god I didn't pay for it. Grrr.

Bourne Ultimatum. Prior two flicks didn't matter. It's all about Jason beating up people. Not many American movies know how to film a fight scene these days. I rate it in the yay group.

Stardust. Best movie I've seen in a long long time. On par with Princess Bride. Double-Yay.

Cheers!

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Yeah, I just don't know what others see in Children of Men either, I thought it was pretty awful.

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"superfluous exposition" might be redundant.

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Your reviews continue to be appreciated here in Ohio, where anything other than the latest threequel is likely to show only in theatres whose only criteria for showing a thing is "no one much watches it here". That sort of thing seems to go either way, with no middle ground.

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Ah, Children of Men. If only they'd put as much effort into the script as they did the steadicam shots.

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You at least somewhat liked over half of the movies you listed. Did the sucky ones more than make up for these?

Also I've started going to the first Sunday morning showing which is usually between 10am and 11am (nearer to 11am); Still plenty of time to sleep late & get breakfast. It's only $6.25, the theatre is nearly empty, and so my annoyance at paying for crap and dealing with rude idiots (chair kickers, screaming kids, drink slurpers, wrapper rustlers, phone yakkers) is far less likely.

Re: Southland Tales - movies like this are what feed my conviction that because there are over 300 million suckers in the US to choose from, studios can make any piece of crap they want and they will likely at least recover their expenses from ticket sales.

Edited at 2007-12-11 05:51 am (UTC)

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How do you do popcorn better than theaters?

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I don't leave it sitting around under a heat lamp for a week before eating it.

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I watched a tivo'd Return of the Jedi in HD tonight. Say what you want about the Ewoks, after seeing the Death Star in 1080i, and rewinding to see Harrison Ford shoot a storm trooper in the eye, what's the point of going to the theater anymore?

Transformers: Yay. Simpsons: Ehh. Ratatouille: 200% Yay (people look at me funny when I say that's the bext Pixar film since Toy Story). Children of Men: 99% Yay.

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Ratatouille: 200% Yay

Agreed. It's amazing. Just watched it again on iTunes, easily worth the $12 to download on demand and watch repeatedly.

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*Stabs you with a butter-knife for your poor movie taste*

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I was disappointed by The Mist, and for the record, that ending WAS NOT in the short story. Ugh.

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300 is one of the movies you have to see a second time to catch it in the right mood. Tiger & Dragon was like that for me, too. I hated it the first time because I expected something else and complained about the unrealistic anti-gravity tree jumping, house walking and flying. I loved it after watching it twice. Same with 300. To enjoy it you have to activate your who-cares-about-plot watching mode. With that on you'll have fun with it. Also I'd suggest watching it in HD.

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I'd already read the comic, so I knew what to expect. It was a good adaptation; there just wasn't much story there. I can appreciate movies that are only about the eye-candy, but that one just didn't do it for me.

United 300, on the other hand...

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There's a category of movie that's designed to appeal to movie critics who are frustrated English majors-- Pan's Labyrinth, Sideways, and now, Atonement are all in that category. They range, for me, from eh, to not bad.

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I didn't see that jwz had it in the nays. I have a somewhat fascination with the Spanish civil war, so I did care about (and dare I say understand) the characters. Tying the cognitive dissonance of war to the surreality of an occult dream world was enough to interest me. Sure there was lots of stereotyping, but way less than a US flick, and it fed the story I cared about without distracting too much.

I think this just shows how hard it is to please everyone. As others have pointed out, even your mood on a certain day can affect your approach to any movie. My cultural background is European, so I tend to hang out at the indie theatres. That doesn't mean I like all indie and foreign films, but when I don't like them, they don't irritate me the way US films do.

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i feel like you and i saw more movies in the last calendar year than i see on here, but clearly they weren't memorable enough for me to come up with their titles.

there must have been at least one that was so bad we drank in the theater.... wait! what about the dragon thing. wasn't that in 2007?

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Eragon? The 100% generic fantasy coming-of-age story (orphan boy discovers he has great power and destiny, falls in love with the princess, all while defeating the armies of a tyrant thanks to the noble sacrifice of his aged mentor)? That was fall 2006.

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I mostly agree... however, I do love the Dark Materials books so I'm a little disappointed to see GC in the bad section. It's only out here and I believe I'm going to see it on the 22nd.

300 had too much politics, not enough fighting; Pan's Labyrinth had too much politics not enough fantasy; I didn't quite know what to make of Stardust other than I generally didn't like it.

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Beowulf did not appeal to me during the advertising onslaught. A friend recommended the IMAX 3D experience, saying it was the only way to see it. He was right. Very well executed 3D eye candy.

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I'm pretty sure there's not enough alcohol in the world to make me sit through two hours of CGI that bad.

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I don't think I've been to a movie theater this year. When I consider most of the movies that have been released this year, I don't think I've been missing much.

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Man, it's not like you can go to see a movie with Dwayne "the rock" Johnson and Sarah Michelle "Buffy" Gellar in the cast and then complain for the money! ;)

M

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