I tried to shrink it to under 100x100 and 40K so that it will work as an LJ userpic, but I failed. Maybe someone else will succeed.

Previously.

Update: Longer, pervier version of the above.

I'm really starting to hate you.

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Thanks you for this lovely vomiting-fit.

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80x80px, 37Kb

Edited at 2007-11-10 11:23 pm (UTC)

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You know, it's wrong that I'm looking at what you've done there and I'm thinking "it's a shame that you have to cut out some frames to come in under the 40k limit, because the fluidity of the tentacle movement is being lost" and you know, not:

"WHAT THE FUCK!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING! WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK"


Edited at 2007-11-10 11:34 pm (UTC)

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dear god no...

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Okay, that is wrong on so many levels, the least of which is that a deers' teats are between her rear legs.

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birds don't have boobs.

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Here it is at 100px height, suitable for LJ iconage

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Brilliant!

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Mighty fuck, this is a real ad!

Scared now.

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Jesus, I thought you were kidding.

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They'd use proper sugar over there, wouldn't they?

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<== yeah, baby.

100x80

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Ooh, slow mo. decisions, decisions...

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If there has ever been a time to use the phrase "Man What!?" it is now.

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Zebras straddling phallic orangina bottles ejaculating onto deers? Seriously, what. the. fuck.

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Don't forget the pole-dancing flamingos!

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That is so weird.
I have to share this with a few of my friends who like orthopods & cthulu.

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I want one where it zooms in on the face as she squeezes. I think that part is underrated. Unfortunately I have no idea how to make these newfangled animated gifs.

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Orangina was so much better before it had high fructose corn syrup in it.

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OMG, I am not a furry but I do find that video oddly arousing.

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You are a furry.

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words fail me.

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Dear French People:

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It was a challenge. I cut it out with mplayer:

mplayer -vo png -ss 00:52 -endpos 00:56

Then created a common map with netpbm:

for i in *.png ; do pngtopnm $i > $i.pnm ; done
pnmcat -lr 0*.pnm | pnmcolormap 48 > map48.pnm

Then created a collection of cut, scaled, and remapped gifs (I determined the dimensions of my cut with GIMP):

for i in *.png ; do pngtopnm $i | pnmcut -l 93 -t 34 -w 243 -h 243 | \
 pnmscale -xy 100 100 | pnmremap -mapfile=map48.pnm | \
 ppmtogif > ../$i.gif ; echo $i ; done

And then assembled them together with gifsicle:

gifsicle -d 24 --loop=forever -D bg -O2 *.gif > anim.gif

I did some judicious removal of frames with rm (I could always rerun the script to regenerate them) and it took a little tweaking, but comes in at 38,410 bytes. Because there are so many dropped frames, I slowed it down a little, from 160ms to 240ms. I think the frame jerkiness suggests watching something in slo-mo, and tweaking the speed emphasizes that, so the experienced viewer won't be annoyed by the painfully low frame rate.

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I'm going to link to this comment the next time someone asks how educated people can build chemical weapons.

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the company is run by degenerate preverts.






http://youtube.com/watch?v=AD4Wu6sBEbE

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*nabs* iconage
truly awesomeness

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I have a sudden and unexplained craving for sea food. Hmm.

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I actually found that less disturbing than things actually designed by the furry community. Perhaps it was because they looked a bit more like actual animals merely aping what might have been legitimately sexy with humans rather than the traditional "sexy fox lady". The octopus segment though was definitely wrong as I'm sure everyone who isn't a furry with a lactation fetish would agree.

It's still put me off wanting to drink a bottle of Orangina for a while.

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Now the bearstud journeys through the zebras' legs like he's on a Slip 'n Slide.

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