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The Art of Wikigroaning

The premise is quite simple. First, find a useful Wikipedia article that normal people might read. For example, the article called "Knight." Then, find a somehow similar article that is longer, but at the same time, useless to a very large fraction of the population. In this case, we'll go with "Jedi Knight." Open both of the links and compare the lengths of the two articles. Compare not only that, but how well concepts are explored, and the greater professionalism with which the longer article was likely created. Are you looking yet? Get a good, long look. Yeah. Yeeaaah, we know, but that is just the tip of the iceberg. (We're calling it Wikigroaning for a reason.) The next step is to find your own article pair and share it with your friends, who will usually look for their own pairs and you end up spending a good hour or two in a groaning arms race. The game ends after that, usually without any clear winners... but hey, it beats doing work.

Modern warfareLightsaber combat
LizardsDragons
Prime numberOptimus Prime
Civil warCivil War (comic book)
Gray's AnatomyGrey's Anatomy
Raphael (archangel)Raphael (ninja turtle)
Citizen KaneClerks 2
Vulcan (mythology)Pon Farr
John LockeJohn Locke (Lost)
Category:American philosphers List of big-bust models and performers
Women's suffrage List of fictional gynoids and female cyborgs


Modern warfareLightsaber combat
LizardsDragons
ShapesShapeshifting
Prime numberOptimus Prime
Asperger'sSelf-confidence
GirlfriendVideo games
Civil warCivil War (comic book)
MarriageMarried... With Children
Family (biology)Family Guy
Half-lifeHalf-Life 2
ArmageddonArmageddon (film)
ApocalypseResident Evil: Apocalypse
Gray's AnatomyGrey's Anatomy
Debate Comparison of Battlestar Galactica (1978) and (2003)
Raphael (archangel)Raphael (ninja turtle)
Receptionist
Telephone
Pam Beesly
Paper
Company
The Office (US)
Citizen KaneClerks 2
Henry VIII (play)Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
GodKevin Smith
Anger managementLimit break
NirvanaNirvana (band)
LoveMasturbation
Japanese mythologyJapanese toilet
BathingAcne
UniverseTransformers: Universe
Vulcan (mythology)Pon Farr
St. Francis XavierProfessor X
John LockeJohn Locke (Lost)
Real lifeSecond Life
DatingInternet dating
Jet Propulsion LabratoryBlack Mesa research facility
HammurabiEmperor Palpatine
IRCProm
Outer spaceStar Wars
Eau de CologneCologne (anime character)
ShampooShampoo (Ranma 1/2)
KnuckleKnuckles the Echidna
SportsChronic fatigue syndrome
Category:American philosphers List of big-bust models and performers
Civil warDominion War
SteamSteampunk
Marine (military)Imperial stormtrooper
Normality (behavior)Furry fandom
Buzz AldrinJean-Luc Picard
AristotleOprah
LatinKlingon language
Ash WednesdayAsh Ketchum
Battle of OkinawaInuYasha (character)
CosmosSailor Cosmos
Trail of TearsTears for Fears
Medical doctorDoctor Doom
ArchaeologyIndiana Jones
AdultAdult Swim
ProtozoicProtoss
DwarfismSmall Soldiers
U.S. Dept. of Homeland SecurityHomestar Runner
RealityThe Matrix
ThunderstormStorm (Marvel comics)
Wall Street crash of 1929Video game crash of 1983
CultureNeon Genesis Evangelion
VegetableVegeta
CobraCobra_Commander
Rosetta stoneRose Tyler
Magic (paranormal)Magic: The Gathering
ArachnidsSpider-man
List of animal namesList of Pokemon
Astronomy List of changes in Star Wars re-releases
FictionFan fiction
Fan fiction terminology
List of conflicts in the Middle EastList of furry role-playing games
NightmareNightmare (Kirby)
Bachelor partyLAN party
Bachelor Party (Angel episode)
Diamond cuttingDiamond Cutter
Mars (mythology)
Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter
Mars
Veronica Mars
Women's suffrage List of fictional gynoids and female cyborgs
Cave paintingsLolicon
Military tacticsFinal Fantasy Tactics
DoughD'oh
HealthIn-N-Out
Home improvementHome Improvement
List of people who have disappearedCharacters of Lost
Apollo 11Johnny_5
Base (mathematics)
Base (topology)
Base (group theory)
Base (chemistry)
Base pair
Military base
All your
base are
belong
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[User Picture]From: [info]luvcraft
Wed, 6-Jun-2007 9:12 PM (UTC)

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groan this!
[User Picture]From: [info]neurophyre
Wed, 6-Jun-2007 9:25 PM (UTC)

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That's what happens when you have an online encyclopedia run by a cabal of teenage nerds and fakeademics.

A guy removed all the cleanup boxes from an article I monitor the other day because "that many boxes is ridiculous." Found out he's an admin, and most of his edits are to Star Trek crap.
[User Picture]From: [info]fizzyboot
Wed, 6-Jun-2007 11:56 PM (UTC)

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It's not called "the encyclopedia Slashdot built" for nothing
[User Picture]From: [info]spoonyfork
Wed, 6-Jun-2007 10:06 PM (UTC)

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I'm at work explaining how I solved a minor issue with our group's mailing list on an old listserv box to a younger team member. He asked how I knew about all this weird mailing list stuff. I said I used to run some lists on majordomo.
Him: "Majordomo? Why would they name mailing list software after a boss in WoW [World of Warcraft]?"
Me: "No dude, it comes from the word for the head of a household staff. Wiki-up majordomo for a history lesson. No Warcraft is involved."
(Main screen, turn on.)
    * Majordomo (domestic staff), a head of a household staff
    * Majordomo (software), a proprietary mailing list software project
    * Majordomo Executus, a boss in the World Of Warcraft computer game
Him: "See?"
Me: "Oh. My. God."
I voiced my displeasure with the results to the wikigods.

More displeasure.
[User Picture]From: [info]kadeshaderow
Thu, 7-Jun-2007 5:29 PM (UTC)

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Looks like they purged that embarrassing disambiguation page, I can't find a Majordomo Executus on there. Thank god for small favors.
[User Picture]From: [info]mark242
Wed, 6-Jun-2007 10:45 PM (UTC)

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The only hope that I can see is that American_Civil_War appears to be longer than Civil_War_(comic_book).
[User Picture]From: [info]xenogram
Fri, 8-Jun-2007 8:21 AM (UTC)

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The American Civil War has a lot of it's own fanboys.
[User Picture]From: [info]nationelectric
Wed, 6-Jun-2007 10:55 PM (UTC)

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So, let me see if I get this: popular culture is... popular?
[User Picture]From: [info]jwz
Wed, 6-Jun-2007 10:58 PM (UTC)

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This wouldn't be funny if Wikipedia presented itself as an encyclopedia of pop culture. But they don't, and so it is!
[User Picture]From: [info]pete23
Wed, 6-Jun-2007 11:40 PM (UTC)

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damn. the entry for 1984 is bigger than that for the Big Brother TV show. i thought i was on to a dead cert there...
[User Picture]From: [info]nothings
Thu, 7-Jun-2007 12:40 AM (UTC)

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Some of the somethingawful article's list are in groups of three, which you incorrectly grouped in your post, thus also incorrectly grouping any interests until the next set of three. So 'pam beesly' vs 'paper, is incorrect, as is the run from 'fan fiction terminology' vs 'list of conflicts in the middle east' to 'nightmare (kirby)' vs 'bachelor party'.

Of course if people just read the list on SA it doesn't matter, but I assume you are providing the complete list here with good reason.
[User Picture]From: [info]jwz
Thu, 7-Jun-2007 1:03 AM (UTC)

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Yeah, I reformatted it because... I hated their formatting and giant fuckin' fonts. guess I missed some.
[User Picture]From: [info]inhumandecency
Thu, 7-Jun-2007 1:54 AM (UTC)

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On the other hand, consider that without wikipedia (or something like it), the serious articles probably wouldn't exist at all. Whereas the groan-inducing ones would be just as extensive, but probably more redundant.
[User Picture]From: [info]baconmonkey
Thu, 7-Jun-2007 2:27 AM (UTC)

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There's a little bit of Borkage at:

Fiction Fan fiction
Fan fiction terminology List of conflicts in the Middle East
List of furry role-playing games Nightmare
Nightmare (Kirby) Bachelor party
LAN party Bachelor Party (Angelepisode)



Though this juxtaposition is pretty accurate:

"List of furry role-playing games / Nightmare"





Also, I think the term "wikigroaning" is particularly apt, considering that there is probably a pretty strong relationship between the length of an article, and the number of people how spank it to that topic. How many groans of pleasure do you think Optimus Prime is responsible for in parental basements across the world?
[User Picture]From: [info]strspn
Thu, 7-Jun-2007 3:06 AM (UTC)

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Plus the fact that there are more people who know how to use a wiki than there were when most of the important things happened.
[User Picture]From: [info]dachte
Thu, 7-Jun-2007 3:04 AM (UTC)

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I find it especially amusing how people who suggest that the second list is less worthy than the first are labeled fascist and "non-postmodern". Apparently failing to be nihilist went out of fashion at some point.
[User Picture]From: [info]relaxing
Thu, 7-Jun-2007 4:42 AM (UTC)

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[User Picture]From: [info]bonniegrrl
Thu, 7-Jun-2007 7:21 AM (UTC)

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poor john locke....
From: [info]johnsmith45678
Thu, 7-Jun-2007 7:37 AM (UTC)

Hmm...

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[User Picture]From: [info]zapevaj
Thu, 7-Jun-2007 7:38 AM (UTC)

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Along the same lines: I was trying to explain Esperanto to someone yesterday, and as an example of how unused it is, someone said, "It's like Klingon." And I had to stop them and say that no, sadly, there are definitely more speakers of Klingon than Esperanto.
[User Picture]From: [info]jkonrath
Thu, 7-Jun-2007 1:06 PM (UTC)

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I think my breaking point with Wikipedia was reached when I found that the article on the Yugo car did not acknowledge that the car was a total piece of shit and a joke in general because a small group of frentic Yugo enthusiasts kept reverting any edits that tried to mention this.

[User Picture]From: [info]deadpanwalking
Thu, 7-Jun-2007 5:43 PM (UTC)

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Oh, yeah, I'm working on a report about this. There's actually a very obvious (a head-slapper, if you will) reason this happens.
[User Picture]From: [info]belgand
Thu, 7-Jun-2007 6:07 PM (UTC)

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At the same time the topics on the left, being much deeper, will never be fully covered by Wikipedia (or any other such site) whereas the more popular subjects on the right can have more or less all available knowledge cataloged.

In this regard each serves the functional purposes. The serious topics are introduced, briefly explained, and the reader is free to explore any of the aspects of them in greater depth in another medium. The less serious topics, however, are exhaustively covered as they are often lacking in other commonly available resources.

I wonder how well this would work on Everything2.
[User Picture]From: [info]bonniegrrl
Fri, 8-Jun-2007 1:15 AM (UTC)

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ha.. yeah one of my pals blogged something similar awhile ago here:

The Geek Shall Inherit

I love wiki. Just goes to show that there's only one John Locke worth caring about. ;-)
From: [info]tornadoslims
Fri, 8-Jun-2007 7:45 PM (UTC)

Wikigroaning.com

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Check out this site that does the calcs for you - its hilarious!

www.wikigroaning.com