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That's quite interesting! :)
Ok, and what did we KILL animals with once we caught up to them with our springy tendons? Our ferocious teeth and claws?
Til we had tools, humans were scavangers that stuck to insects, grubs, and rodents.
Ok, reading more carefully now, he's claiming we ran them into death by hyperthermia. Ok, then what? We ate them raw through the skin?
Stone tools have been used for quite some time. Several million years. Pick up a rock, bring it down on a head, time to eat. The thing that didn't come about until relatively recently was complex weapons like bows and arrows - hunbting from a distance weapons.
Ah, that makes more sense. I thought the anthropologist in question was not including such tools. I missed the *distance* weaponry part of the claim.
Yes!
We eatss it raw through itss sskin.
*giggle* Hyperthermia=cooked meats yummy!!!!
“Humans are terrible athletes in terms of power and speed, but we’re phenomenal at slow and steady. We’re the tortoises of the animal kingdom,” Lieberman said.
Hang on, aren't the tortoises of the animal kingdom... the tortoises?
>Hang on, aren't the tortoises of the animal kingdom... the tortoises?
Maybe the tortoise was our only natural predator for a couple million years.:-)
Og nearly collapsed. After about 70 kilometers, he couldn't run another step, but he had to. If he stopped for rest, he knew sleep would take him. And sleep meant death. He looked back across the grasslands he'd fled through. Somewhere back there -- traveling slower than him, but with much more endurance -- a patient, persistent predator marched onward, following Og's scent.
Og knew.
The tortoises were coming.
Well, that'd explain our species' innate terror of upturned salad bowls.
Additionally, the story of the Tortoise and the Hare not only revives horrifying racial memories when we eluded the fearsome tortoise, it also recalls the time we made our customary tribal costumes out of bunny ears and a fluffy tail.
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Or something like that.
I think you just won the internets.
Uh oh.
That means I'm responsible for everyone and everything on it.
*flees the country*
No, but you'll need to wait at home to take delivery and sign for it.
"the internets"
President G W Bush, a man so stupid that his foolish utterances have already become part of everyday slang before he's even left office.
![[User Picture]](http://l-userpic.livejournal.com/62516080/4107341) | From: fnoo Wed, 2-May-2007 4:54 AM (UTC)
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Did he actually say that? I thought that was a /b or something-awful-ism..
He's also making up words and talking nonsense. I hope no intelligent life is monitoring us they must be having a good laugh at our expense. The leader of the free world is an actual idiot.
I wouldn't say "no other animal", as kangaroos basically play the same strategy, but take it much further.
Apart from the hunting part.
![[User Picture]](http://l-userpic.livejournal.com/56260827/10743742) | From: etfb Wed, 2-May-2007 1:21 AM (UTC)
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So speaks a man who's never been savaged nearly to death at the claws and razor-sharp teeth of a huge, vicious, carnivorous Skippy. "Ha!" I say to you from my wheelchair, somewhere in the Australian Marsupial Witness Protection Programme. Speak not of topics you do not understand, ye knowlessman!
I know drreagan. He's a sockpuppet for the Kangaroo Liberation Movement, and always takes the side of the kangaroos, never the humans.
![[User Picture]](http://l-userpic.livejournal.com/56260827/10743742) | From: etfb Wed, 2-May-2007 3:44 AM (UTC)
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KLF? The "Pouchies"? I knew it! It's always the "Pouchies"! Bastards!
This idea was amusingly reported in a 1996 episode of This American Life! http://www.thislife.org/Radio_Episode.aspx?sched=597To sum up: They tried it. It nearly worked, and probably would have if they realized earlier how to coordinate their efforts. But by 'nearly worked,' they also mean 'left the writers amusingly exhausted and without any dead gazelles.'
![[User Picture]](http://l-userpic.livejournal.com/15633438/560780) | From: rivetpepsquad Tue, 1-May-2007 10:05 PM (UTC)
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As indicated previously, this pleased me greatly to hear--if only out of narcissist feelings for my own species.
![[User Picture]](http://l-userpic.livejournal.com/29808823/3804) | From: lanikei Tue, 1-May-2007 10:32 PM (UTC)
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so now i can say that my ass is an evolutionary development.
and sir mixalot = science!
There was an interesting documentary on the BBC a few years back taking a similar stance: provoking an animals flight response then catching up with it, provoking it again etc. until the animal died of exhaustion. being bipedal enable humans to carry things such as water and knives and what not. Makes sense once you think about it
![[User Picture]](http://l-userpic.livejournal.com/89976857/1300180) | From: gths Tue, 1-May-2007 10:40 PM (UTC)
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I was about to mention this, I think it was the second-last David Attenborough series, where there was this bit where they documented a Kalahari Bushman tracking some deer thing.
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![[User Picture]](http://l-userpic.livejournal.com/93397694/1262243) | From: lrc Tue, 1-May-2007 10:22 PM (UTC)
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There's a story about Richard Leakey, in his seventies, proposing this very theory. One of his grad student's didn't believe him, so the next morning he set out on foot to chase down a gazelle, returning that night with his prey slung over his shoulder.
I may have missed some of the details, but that's the gist of it. It may be the same story referenced in one of the other comments.
![[User Picture]](http://l-userpic.livejournal.com/1600376/497361) | From: gfish Tue, 1-May-2007 11:46 PM (UTC)
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I think I'll stick with my atlatl. Weapon systems are here to stay.
Coincidentally I recently read an article about a tribe in South America whose members routinely run 80 km distances every week.
The run on the balls of their feet and make use of the springy tendons Lieberman mentions. Most of the sports/running advice of today is all ass-backwards because they recommend you roll you foot from heel to toe, which in comparison is terribly inefficient and creates far more joint damage on impact. The same goes for running shoes, they cushion impact making you loose that kinetic energy.
For the first 2 years of high school (and all my life before that) I was a tall lanky kid. But as a freshmen, my asthma cleared up, and thus my innate athletic ability was released, and I went out for track, short and mid length sprints. I did quite well too, and that's how I ran. The coach and some folks made fun of me until they saw me fly down the track. Watch the world's great sprinters, some of them do the same thing.
I love the reference in the subject. One of my all time favorite movies.
![[User Picture]](http://l-userpic.livejournal.com/35025624/8296261) | From: mtbg Thu, 3-May-2007 7:28 AM (UTC)
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Off-topic: You get a (very small) shout-out in today's xkcd -- see the south end of the easternmost island in the Blogipeligo.
![[User Picture]](http://l-userpic.livejournal.com/5887295/515656) | From: jwz Thu, 3-May-2007 5:22 PM (UTC)
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