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Federal Building [Tue, 1-May-2007 2:42 AM]
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This is my new favorite building. It's some kind of crazy Akira technology that dropped from orbit last year. It's going to start sprouting tentacles any day now, I'm sure.

Apparently the mesh panels on the south side are part of a convection system that makes the building use half the power of other buildings its size. This is interesting, too: "The tower also nudges workers to exercise. Most elevators stop only at every third level, forcing employees to use stairs for part of the journey. To make the climb enticing, wide staircases march past collegial atriums and stop at protruding picture windows."

I think it's even cooler looking than the de Young Museum, which is itself a pretty awesome building. That's just weird, that a government office building would even come close.

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[User Picture]From: [info]maramala
Tue, 1-May-2007 10:56 AM (UTC)

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Looks more likely to house giant war robots inside its superstructure, but to each their own.
[User Picture]From: [info]webserf
Thu, 3-May-2007 2:17 PM (UTC)

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Beats SFMOMA which appears to have been inspired by lampreys.

   
[User Picture]From: [info]korgmeister
Tue, 1-May-2007 11:06 AM (UTC)

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"Most elevators stop only at every third level, forcing employees to use stairs for part of the journey. To make the climb enticing, wide staircases march past collegial atriums and stop at protruding picture windows."

Wow, that sounds just so awesome if you have an injury or a mobility problem.

(Have admittedly become a bit more sensitive about architects who assume everyone's able-bodied since my Mum had her hip operation.)
[User Picture]From: [info]hexapod
Tue, 1-May-2007 12:36 PM (UTC)

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TFA says there's at least 1 elevator that stops everywhere.
[User Picture]From: [info]korgmeister
Tue, 1-May-2007 12:42 PM (UTC)

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Oh that's not too bad, then.

(Of course, I still can't help but wonder what if it breaks?)
[User Picture]From: [info]hexapod
Tue, 1-May-2007 1:15 PM (UTC)

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WE PUSH ALL THE CRIPPLES DOWN THE STAIRS AND LAUGH.
[User Picture]From: [info]korgmeister
Tue, 1-May-2007 1:22 PM (UTC)

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I'm pretty sure that's a policy somewhere =P
[User Picture]From: [info]taffer
Tue, 1-May-2007 3:54 PM (UTC)

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Do you have stairs in your house?
[User Picture]From: [info]hexapod
Tue, 1-May-2007 4:18 PM (UTC)

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I fail to see the point of this question.
[User Picture]From: [info]inhumandecency
Tue, 1-May-2007 4:45 PM (UTC)

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If you do not have stairs in your house, we may not be able to protect you.
[User Picture]From: [info]drkscrtlv
Tue, 1-May-2007 5:26 PM (UTC)

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[User Picture]From: [info]tfofurn
Tue, 1-May-2007 1:19 PM (UTC)

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That could also be solved with differently-phased banks. The trip through the lobby would be a disincentive for the abled to use elevators to move one or two floors. Reading the description of the floor-spanning elevator landings, though, that's not the approach they chose.
[User Picture]From: [info]feyandstrange
Tue, 1-May-2007 8:35 PM (UTC)

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Oh, boy, I can't *wait* til I get to visit this building in my powerchair. Ten bucks says everybody is using the one "cripple" elevator instead of the stupid ones, thus the "working" elevator is that much more likely to break down.

[User Picture]From: [info]korgmeister
Wed, 2-May-2007 12:30 AM (UTC)

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Pretty much guaranteed, in my experience.
[User Picture]From: [info]slimey_limey
Sat, 5-May-2007 7:48 PM (UTC)

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A better way to discourage elevator use is to have them go very slowly. That way it's faster to use the stairs.

[User Picture]From: [info]korgmeister
Sat, 5-May-2007 11:40 PM (UTC)

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My university discovered this trick a few years ago. I've found it works pretty well. Bonus points for having the elevator make lots of ominous grinding noises without anything serious actually being wrong with it.
[User Picture]From: [info]tfofurn
Tue, 1-May-2007 1:15 PM (UTC)

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I predict that within one year of opening, the modulo of one's floor will be a status symbol.
[User Picture]From: [info]g_na
Tue, 1-May-2007 1:46 PM (UTC)

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Where is it?
[User Picture]From: [info]flipping_hades
Tue, 1-May-2007 5:33 PM (UTC)

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6th & Market.
[User Picture]From: [info]flipping_hades
Tue, 1-May-2007 5:33 PM (UTC)

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er, 6th & Mission. Y'know, the other 'M'.
[User Picture]From: [info]rivetpepsquad
Tue, 1-May-2007 10:10 PM (UTC)

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7th.
[User Picture]From: [info]flipping_hades
Tue, 1-May-2007 10:23 PM (UTC)

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yeah, y'know, the other 6th :)

Clearly, my mental map has gotten kerfliggered.
[User Picture]From: [info]gytterberg
Tue, 1-May-2007 4:21 PM (UTC)

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Hell I'd settle for staircases that aren't just glorified fire escapes. The stairwells in most buildings make you feel dirty inside.
[User Picture]From: [info]belgand
Tue, 1-May-2007 11:03 PM (UTC)

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Indeed, reasonable staircases seem more like a nudge. In this case they admit that they're forcing you to use stairs for at least part of the trip. Perhaps merely having fewer elevators would urge workers to use the centrally located stairs rather than wait for a crowded, out-of-the-way elevator.

Personally it's not the walking that bothers me, it's the unpleasant similarity of having to transfer between buses. I want to be able to pick one mode of transport and be able to follow it until I reach the end of my journey.
[User Picture]From: [info]jwz
Tue, 1-May-2007 11:10 PM (UTC)

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I was told that I could listen to the radio at a reasonable volume from nine to eleven, I told Bill that if Sandra is going to listen to her headphones while she's filing then I should be able to listen to the radio while I'm collating so I don't see why I should have to turn down the radio because I enjoy listening at a reasonable volume from nine to eleven.
[User Picture]From: [info]wikkit42
Wed, 2-May-2007 7:26 AM (UTC)

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For the most part they have to be closed for fire reasons, so they don't act as a big chimney when there's a fire on a lower floor. And since people tend to avoid closed doors, there isn't much incentive to make them normally useful.

But the buildings where they lock the doors from the stairwell side on every floor except the ground are just dickish.
[User Picture]From: [info]tjcrowley
Tue, 1-May-2007 4:53 PM (UTC)

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Every time I see that building I wonder how many people would be killed by flying glass if a truck bomb went off next to it.
[User Picture]From: [info]rivetpepsquad
Tue, 1-May-2007 4:54 PM (UTC)

HA!

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Shamika showed up at practice and said to me, "Uh, I think I just saw Jamie outside taking pictures of the building?!?!?"
[User Picture]From: [info]uke
Tue, 1-May-2007 5:11 PM (UTC)

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Note that the structure on the top prevents helicopter landings.
[User Picture]From: [info]recursive
Tue, 1-May-2007 6:20 PM (UTC)

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For a while, every time I saw that, I thought "When are they going to take the scaffolding down?" But, then I realized it was permanent weirdness.

However, the encouragement to use stairs reminds me of the US Government in Snow Crash.
[User Picture]From: [info]ellyjonez
Tue, 1-May-2007 7:02 PM (UTC)

yes

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i love it too. i was a little skeptical at first but i've become totally enamored. i love the light up translucent boxes that stick off the sides. good stuff.
[User Picture]From: [info]ender_wiggin04
Tue, 1-May-2007 10:47 PM (UTC)

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So true. I hadn't noticed how bad US architecture was until you mentioned this. Now you point it out, I've seen so much better in London, Paris and Helsinki. Making buildings for people or the environment or whatever seems to give architects a lot more imagination than just building more pyramid or masonic symbols, which seems to be the thing for so many US buildings.
[User Picture]From: [info]strangehours
Wed, 2-May-2007 7:02 AM (UTC)

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Maybe the lifts should simply have a single button that randomly takes you to another floor. Kind of like an iLift shuffle, really.
[User Picture]From: [info]notcharming
Sun, 6-May-2007 11:20 AM (UTC)

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thats a very cool building! i just moved to melbourne, australia and i'm hoping that i might get a job in ( this) building.
[User Picture]From: [info]buz
Mon, 2-Jul-2007 8:34 PM (UTC)

From the inside

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[User Picture]From: [info]ch_airforce
Sat, 21-Jul-2007 4:45 PM (UTC)

well...

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Looks like a large Faraday cage...