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The Pig Who Taught His Asshole To Talk [Mon, 22-Jan-2007 4:23 PM]
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(I have a hard time seeing it this way, but apparently that's not actually an anus with lips. It's the other way around: it's a head with two snouts, and the goatse in the middle is two of the eyes, not a mouth.)

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[User Picture]From: [info]dali_drama
Tue, 23-Jan-2007 12:31 AM (UTC)

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so it's ears are on it's ass? call me crazy, but i swear i see ears back there.
[User Picture]From: [info]jwz
Tue, 23-Jan-2007 12:34 AM (UTC)

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That's not it's ass, that's it's face. Picture a pig facing you, looking down and to your left (so you see its left eye). Now mirror it, so that it's other head is looking down and to your right.
[User Picture]From: [info]dali_drama
Tue, 23-Jan-2007 12:41 AM (UTC)

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ah, yes, i see it now. however, near the hands that are holding it there are some questionable folds of skin.
[User Picture]From: [info]mooflyfoof
Tue, 23-Jan-2007 12:35 AM (UTC)

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Oh those little snouts are so cute.

Poor Eric is gonna hate you for this one.
[User Picture]From: [info]djverablue
Tue, 23-Jan-2007 1:30 AM (UTC)

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i was just thinking that....
[User Picture]From: [info]quercus
Tue, 23-Jan-2007 12:47 AM (UTC)

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The Pig Who Taught His Asshole To Talk
That's not one of the Freak Brothers cartoons that I remember, but it sure sounds familiar.
[User Picture]From: [info]latemodel
Tue, 23-Jan-2007 1:03 AM (UTC)

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This sort of genetic abnormality is not terribly surprising.

The fact that you appear to have ACR tracks, now that's surprising. Watching 24-hour Party People, I got the feeling that even Tony Wilson didn't think they were that impressive.
[User Picture]From: [info]ioerror
Tue, 23-Jan-2007 1:05 AM (UTC)

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My first thought was of Naked Lunch. Just one big puckered pig looking for some bug spray.
[User Picture]From: [info]ferrouswheel
Tue, 23-Jan-2007 2:54 AM (UTC)

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I was trying to remember the whole conversation between asshole and man. But it's been a while since I read it.
[User Picture]From: [info]spoonyfork
Fri, 26-Jan-2007 6:24 AM (UTC)

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Then it developed sort of teeth-like little raspy in-curving hooks and start eating. He thought this was cute at first and built an act around it, but the asshole would eat its way through his pants and start talking on the street, shouting out it wanted equal rights. It would get drunk, too, and have crying jags nobody loved it and it wanted to be kissed same as any other mouth.
[User Picture]From: [info]drkscrtlv
Tue, 23-Jan-2007 1:06 AM (UTC)

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All he would do all day is talk shit.
And when I suggested maybe some mouthwash, a tongue scraper maybe, he got violent.
[User Picture]From: [info]endon_neu
Tue, 23-Jan-2007 1:12 AM (UTC)

Hey pig piggy pig pig pig

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That is pretty disturbing (especially as my first reaction was the same as yours) - so does it have 4 functioning eyes as well? Seems hard to imagine that it's not going to be permanently frying its brain with conflicting pairs of sensory input...

Anyway, I don't know what your policy on "friending" is, but I'm adding you to my f-list, unless you tell me otherwise (I'm guessing you have "enough" friends on LJ already, but what the hell, it saves me opening a new tab)...
[User Picture]From: [info]baconmonkey
Tue, 23-Jan-2007 1:16 AM (UTC)

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that photo looks nothing like Rove and Cheney.
[User Picture]From: [info]matrushkaka
Tue, 23-Jan-2007 1:24 AM (UTC)

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[User Picture]From: [info]bax
Tue, 23-Jan-2007 2:15 AM (UTC)

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This little piggy creeps me right the hell out.
[User Picture]From: [info]dirtybunny
Tue, 23-Jan-2007 4:55 AM (UTC)

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it's like an Escher piece...

can't.
stop.
looking.
[User Picture]From: [info]g_na
Tue, 23-Jan-2007 4:57 AM (UTC)

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I wanna see an x-ray, damnit! And are the eyes functional? The jaws? Do both mouths try to suckle at once? Where exactly does the bifurcation occur internally? These are all important details!
[User Picture]From: [info]phoenixredux
Tue, 23-Jan-2007 5:18 AM (UTC)

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Wow. Talk about a Grim Meathook Future!
[User Picture]From: [info]dougo
Tue, 23-Jan-2007 5:55 AM (UTC)

Baruch's Observation

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When all you have is a dick, everything looks like an anus with lips.
[User Picture]From: [info]chronovore
Tue, 23-Jan-2007 2:13 PM (UTC)

Re: Baruch's Observation

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*several minutes of uncontrolled laughter*
[User Picture]From: [info]drhoz
Tue, 23-Jan-2007 10:30 AM (UTC)

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Hey, cool, a replacement for the late Ditto the Pig! the condition is called hyperteloism, BTW - severe overexpression of the Sonic Hedgehog genes, causing the face to get wider, and wider, and wider, until it bifurcates right down the middle. Ditto survived well into adulthood :)

(underexpression of sonic, on the otherhand, leads to cyclopism - invariably fatal)
[User Picture]From: [info]sclatter
Tue, 23-Jan-2007 3:28 PM (UTC)

Holoprosencephaly

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But there's a ton of variability in the cyclopism phenotype. We had a clinician from NIH here, and he actually had a long series of pictures of holoprosencephalic humans-- from non-viable fetuses with one eye and a snout, up to people who looked pretty normal but just slightly...off. One hallmark of the phenotype was a single center incisor. Creeeeepy.

Oh, here you go.
[User Picture]From: [info]drhoz
Tue, 23-Jan-2007 8:40 PM (UTC)

Re: Holoprosencephaly

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cool beans - thanks!
[User Picture]From: [info]chronovore
Tue, 23-Jan-2007 2:13 PM (UTC)

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All I see is bacon, waiting to happen.
[User Picture]From: [info]sherbooke
Tue, 23-Jan-2007 2:42 PM (UTC)

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For a moment, I thought it was something to do with the pig-farmer-cum-alledged prostitute-killer.

BTB, my version Firefox 2 search doesn't complete on prostitute. Also, I don't want to know what the consequences are of typing "pig farmer prostitute killer" into Google search. At least the results were, umm, SFW.
[User Picture]From: [info]dossy
Wed, 24-Jan-2007 2:29 AM (UTC)

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OMG NOES!@# STOP THE GENETIC ENGINEERING! NOW!