Uhhh.

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My friend just pointed me to this page because of the picture (which is awesome, btw), so I know I'm a stranger -- but I must say I love your icon!

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(credit to neph13)

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Hehehehe....

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Is that the chick that audibly FLIPPED OUT in the background when he was making his concession speech?

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Man, I never thought about his poor kids. They're going to require SO MUCH therapy once they finally come out of the closet.

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And Rick won't?

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Did somebody else get caught having gay sex again?

Oh. I see, it's just Rick Santorum.

Never mind.

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His son reacted with more spite than sadness, however.

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Priceless.

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I know it's wrong to laugh at crying children, but seeing this live on MSNBC & CNN was comedy gold.

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I make t-shirts and am trying to decide which design to use to honor Santorum's showing last night.



or



I have a poll running here: http://fatherbingo.livejournal.com/395971.html

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Man, I love that picture. She's wearing a matching outfit with her doll. Which one of the kids is going to be a serial killer, I wonder?

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All of them, since he brought his wife's miscarried fetus home from the hospital so they could say goodbye to it.

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I totally thought this picture was a joke, not the real thing. . . . I guess they didn't practice putting on a good game face since they expected to win. . . . d'oh!

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This looks like something from a Tim Burton movie. I didn't believe it was real life until I found a source. It's just too perfect a mockery of what you expect an insane Jesusland concession speech photo to look like.

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according to wikipedia, her name is sarah maria and she was born in 1998 so she is 7 or 8 right now. but damn, she looks like 14...

i feel compelled to include this excerpt:

Santorum and his wife, Karen Garver Santorum, have six children: Elizabeth Anne (born 1991); Richard John ("Johnny"), Jr. (born 1993); Daniel James (born 1995); Sarah Maria (born 1998); Peter Kenneth (born 1999); and Patrick Francis (born 2001). In 1996, their son Gabriel Michael was born prematurely and lived for only two hours (a sonogram taken before Gabriel was born revealed that his posterior urethral valve was closed and that the prognosis for his survival was therefore poor). Karen Santorum wrote a book about the experience: Letters to Gabriel: The True Story of Gabriel Michael Santorum.[4] In it, she writes that the couple brought the deceased infant home from the hospital and introduced the dead child to their living children as "your brother Gabriel" and slept with the body overnight before returning him to the hospital. The anecdote was also written about by Michael Sokolove in a 2005 New York Times magazine story on Santorum.[5]

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That is one tall 8 yr old. She totally looks 11 or 12.

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Bible-trash. Good riddance.

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YOU DON'T EVEN LIVE HERE

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"WAAAH! Now I'll have to sleep my way into Harvard! WAAA!"

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One less shit stain.

His son looks like a serial killer...

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Nope. He just saw Foley walk into the room.

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from Rick's blog:

10. He's a great cook -- especially Chinese and Italian

9. He plays golf, football, and baseball with us in his spare time

8. He likes my silly jokes

7. He takes us to the movie theater to see new movies

6. He always fixes things like my bike and other toys

5. He's a good Math teacher

4. He gives tractor rides after he mows the lawn

3. He buys me pretty clothes for church

2. He loves it when I read to him

1. He is the best hugger and cuddler in the world

Sarah Maria Santorum is daughter of Rick and Karen Santorum.

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Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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While I agree, the picture is priceless;
you gotta feel bad for his little girl... from various perspectives. Please, stop breeding, pRick.

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*heart* your icon!

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Meanie!

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Not cool.

Making fun of a crying child is wrong. Inviting others to do the same by parading her picture on the internet is even more so. Not to mention distasteful.

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This is the internet. We thrive on wrong.

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since politics may have distracted you from our robot overlords:

<"http://blog.wired.com/tableofmalcontents/2006/11/robot_identifie.html">Robot Identifies Human Flesh As Bacon</a>

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c.f. "long pig"

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As a resident of Pennsylvania, and someone who voted against Rick three times, I would like to take this opportunity to say... You're Welcome. :)

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the son on the right kooks like 80% of the creepy germanic scientist/badguys in movies.


also, he's using a wireless microphone on his podium. I'm puzzled by that.

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Wires are a tool of satan.

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Hahahahahahahaha.

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There's a new Ghey Bahr in Seattle and the locals want to call it "Santorum" since "Pulse" and "Sugar" were too ghey.

http://www.thestranger.com/blog/2006/03/name_that_gay_b.php

I think it would be fitting.

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Ahh see.. now this is why I got into photojournalism.

Is it just me or does his son on the right look like someone just shoved something up his butt?

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"Dad? Is that you?"

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having a family like that, rick shouldn't argue about incest.
is the gene pool in jesusland that limited?

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That's what happens after too many 'begats'.

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