wow, I didn't know people actually aspired to boy-band mediocrity. I always figured that was the sort of thing where a producer waves a bunch of money at a pretty-boy and says "how would you like to trade your dignity for a pile of cash and the adoration of 13-year-old girls everywhere?"

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Except they never get the cash, and the 13 year old eventually grow up.

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That isn't a problem, that's a feature. That means the producer doesn't have to worry about lawsuits.

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You want me to go kick his ass for you? It will be like a West Coast, um... No Coast thing. Just as soon as you start crooning those silky smooth R&B vocals and busting out that, ur, mad flow (too feminine?) of yours let me know. I'd hate to get involved in a rap war without a band/crew/whatever. Watch your back, MC Whinypants is probably in his corner.

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He looks nothing like you.

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Totally making a screen saver of that.

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make sure you include a dobbs (or arnold palmer!) smiley face at the end . . .

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So, were you looking to get a myspace account? are My-curious? Couldn't resist, sorry.

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It's okay. myspace.com/bbsy is a girl from PiCaYuNE, NJ who calls herself "boobsey" because she has an enormous rack.

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*immediately checks pictures*

i see no boobs. :(

although the "why am i so itchy" blog entry is intriguing.

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DIRTY. NAUGHTY. DIR-TEE.

- Chris

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The night of Myspace.
I'm currently being confused with "Lord Digital"

In some strange twist of fate, I predict that said "JWZ" boy band will eventually try booking a show at DNA.

You heard it here first.

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Looks like you dodged a bullet there.

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Why did I look, why did I look...:-(

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Completely off-topic but made me think of you: for the cephalopod aficionado.

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Goodness gracious, no.

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Jesus, don't fucking let that band play at your playhaus, okay? I think my skull is filling my ears with blood, hoping it'll dry, crust over and block whatever that is, out, forever, even if it means blocking everything else out.

Damn.

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