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The demonic spirit of Jeff Koons has not yet been chased from the land. [Thu, 23-Mar-2006 1:36 AM]
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Monument to Pro-Life: The Birth of Sean Preston

believed to be Pro-Life's first monument to the `act of giving birth,' is purportedly an idealized depiction of Britney in delivery. Natural aspects of Spears' pregnancy, like lactiferous breasts and protruding naval, compliment a posterior view that depicts widened hips for birthing and reveals the crowning of baby Sean's head.

The monument also acknowledges the pop-diva's pin-up past by showing Spears seductively posed on all fours atop a bearskin rug with back arched, pelvis thrust upward, as she clutches the bear's ears with `water-retentive' hands.

Capla Kesting denies the statue was developed from a rumored bootleg Britney Spears birth video. The artist admits to using references that include the wax figure of a pole-dancing Britney at Las Vegas' Madame Tussauds and `Britney wigs' characterizing various hairstyles of the pop-princess from a Los Angeles hairstylist. And according to gallery co-director, David Kesting, the artist studied a bearskin rug from Canada "to convey the commemoration of the traditional bearskin rug baby picture."

Update: Rear view.

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[User Picture]From: [info]premiump
Thu, 23-Mar-2006 9:43 AM (UTC)

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Why do I really want to see this from the back?
[User Picture]From: [info]jwz
Thu, 23-Mar-2006 9:46 AM (UTC)

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Because there's no other porn on the intardweb? And you're a perv.
[User Picture]From: [info]premiump
Thu, 23-Mar-2006 9:51 AM (UTC)

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Good point.

So where's the picture? Make it so ;o)
[User Picture]From: [info]xenogram
Thu, 23-Mar-2006 10:15 AM (UTC)

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Dear American people:

Please stop exploring your sexuality. It really freaks us out.

Love,
Australasian People.
From: [info]pontefract
Fri, 24-Mar-2006 12:13 AM (UTC)

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Yes. Except premiump is English :)
[User Picture]From: [info]premiump
Fri, 24-Mar-2006 7:42 AM (UTC)

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/me breaks cover and runs ...

"I'd have gotten away with it as well if it hadn't been you pesky kids and that dumb dog!"

Can't we all just get along? ;o)
[User Picture]From: [info]bcon
Fri, 24-Mar-2006 1:57 AM (UTC)

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from behind, the statue is referred to as "britse" ...
[User Picture]From: [info]suppafly
Fri, 24-Mar-2006 1:55 AM (UTC)

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I was also wondering why there were no back pictures.
[User Picture]From: [info]fo0bar
Thu, 23-Mar-2006 9:49 AM (UTC)

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I didn't even know she was pregnant. Color me uncaring.
From: [info]sonjaaa
Thu, 23-Mar-2006 10:23 AM (UTC)

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I thought it was a C section?
[User Picture]From: [info]asciident
Thu, 23-Mar-2006 10:27 AM (UTC)

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I can't believe I'm admitting to this knowledge here of all places, but yes she had a C-section and tummy tuck combo.
[User Picture]From: [info]sethg_prime
Thu, 23-Mar-2006 1:47 PM (UTC)

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If she was trying to deliver in that position, no wonder she resorted to a C-section.
[User Picture]From: [info]gutbloom
Thu, 23-Mar-2006 10:28 AM (UTC)

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It was. There is another statue that represents the moment after this one where she looked up and said "Doc, get me outta this."
[User Picture]From: [info]kallisti
Thu, 23-Mar-2006 10:34 AM (UTC)

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It looks like a bad collision of Brittney Fanporn and Fursuits!

TAKE IT AWAY TAKE IT AWAY..UGH! I've been blinded!!!!!

ttyl
[User Picture]From: [info]kzinti
Thu, 23-Mar-2006 3:50 PM (UTC)

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MY EYES! THE GOOGLES DO NOTHING!
[User Picture]From: [info]sherbooke
Thu, 23-Mar-2006 10:54 AM (UTC)

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Looks both camp and fascist at the same time. Maybe it's the bear. Why is there a bear in this scenario? Why isn't her mouth open?
[User Picture]From: [info]strspn
Thu, 23-Mar-2006 11:19 AM (UTC)

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Well, if this isn't a latex statue, it should be used to create the mold for a series so we can all have them in our family rooms.
[User Picture]From: [info]pavel_lishin
Sat, 25-Mar-2006 6:35 AM (UTC)

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Have is exactly the verb I would have put in that sentence.
[User Picture]From: [info]xenogram
Sat, 25-Mar-2006 8:29 AM (UTC)

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Camp and fascist go together like bullets and guns.
[User Picture]From: [info]squeekyhoho
Thu, 23-Mar-2006 12:50 PM (UTC)

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I'm waiting for this statue to make it's way to the Bradford Exchange, with a limited casting run of 200 days, advertised exclusively to readers of Parade Magazine. Right next to the deer plates.
[User Picture]From: [info]nemesisbecoming
Thu, 23-Mar-2006 1:37 PM (UTC)

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Where's the bag of Cheetoes?
[User Picture]From: [info]infrogmation
Thu, 23-Mar-2006 1:54 PM (UTC)

Hypocracy!

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Pro Life? Tell that to the dead bear!
[User Picture]From: [info]artlung
Thu, 23-Mar-2006 5:00 PM (UTC)

Re: Hypocracy!

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now THAT's funny. I actually LOL'd.
[User Picture]From: [info]infrogmation
Thu, 23-Mar-2006 1:56 PM (UTC)

Merchandising

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Also, from the first photo, for a moment I thought it was a pipe. The design could be made into such, with a bowl in the bear's head. And you get to suck smoke from her feet.
[User Picture]From: [info]dojothemouse
Thu, 23-Mar-2006 3:47 PM (UTC)

Re: Merchandising

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Or Sean Preston's crowning skull.
[User Picture]From: [info]phoenixredux
Thu, 23-Mar-2006 3:52 PM (UTC)

Re: Merchandising

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Stoner. :)
[User Picture]From: [info]smokedamage
Fri, 24-Mar-2006 10:33 AM (UTC)

Re: Merchandising

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you all make me laugh :)
[User Picture]From: [info]easilydistractd
Fri, 24-Mar-2006 12:17 AM (UTC)

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Or smoke it right through her a$$.
[User Picture]From: [info]g_na
Thu, 23-Mar-2006 4:52 PM (UTC)

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Ew. Ew on so many levels.
[User Picture]From: [info]premiump
Fri, 24-Mar-2006 7:43 AM (UTC)

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I'm having deja-vu. Do I know you? ;o)
[User Picture]From: [info]g_na
Fri, 24-Mar-2006 4:32 PM (UTC)

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I don't think so. I'm in San Francisco, and don't know many people in the UK.
[User Picture]From: [info]premiump
Fri, 24-Mar-2006 4:55 PM (UTC)

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Heh, no it was the food item avatars I was referring to ;o)
[User Picture]From: [info]hexapod
Thu, 23-Mar-2006 5:07 PM (UTC)

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I for one welcome our new hunting-lodge-midwife-porn-making overlords
[User Picture]From: [info]recursive
Thu, 23-Mar-2006 5:07 PM (UTC)

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If only she was that hot in real life.
[User Picture]From: [info]cetan
Thu, 23-Mar-2006 5:31 PM (UTC)

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...and that quiet.
[User Picture]From: [info]wfaulk
Thu, 23-Mar-2006 5:41 PM (UTC)

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Is it just me, or does that look nothing like Britney Spears?
From: [info]hermeticseal
Fri, 24-Mar-2006 6:33 PM (UTC)

i think its ashley judd

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looks a lot more like ashley judd than britney spears.

regardless... shudder.
[User Picture]From: [info]matrushkaka
Thu, 23-Mar-2006 5:54 PM (UTC)

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STAB STAB STAB
[User Picture]From: [info]joel
Fri, 24-Mar-2006 5:01 PM (UTC)

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What do you get when you stab Britney ... nevermind.
[User Picture]From: [info]elena
Thu, 23-Mar-2006 9:21 PM (UTC)

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If it didn't nauseate me so much, it'd be fun to anaylze the meaning of this sculpture.
[User Picture]From: [info]discodawn
Fri, 24-Mar-2006 2:58 AM (UTC)

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Was probably in the same position during conception too.
Yuck.
[User Picture]From: [info]rantzilla
Fri, 24-Mar-2006 6:41 AM (UTC)

Does that mean...

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pro-life == pro-porn?
[User Picture]From: [info]korgmeister
Fri, 24-Mar-2006 10:17 AM (UTC)

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Natural aspects of Spears' pregnancy, like lactiferous breasts and protruding naval

Is it wrong that I immediately think "Thar she blows" in response to that typo?
[User Picture]From: [info]smokedamage
Fri, 24-Mar-2006 10:35 AM (UTC)

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The mind just *boggles*
[User Picture]From: [info]baconmonkey
Fri, 24-Mar-2006 1:24 PM (UTC)

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Dear Japanese peo.... hey, wait,... Now I'm all confused.
[User Picture]From: [info]zackbishop
Sat, 25-Mar-2006 2:56 AM (UTC)

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The Jeff Koons comment is my new favorite jwz-subject heading. Fine work.
[User Picture]From: [info]ninjagirl
Fri, 7-Apr-2006 3:09 AM (UTC)

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It amuses me that one of the supporting poles for this pro-life sculpture is stabbing her in the womb.