The best part of this is that the web site all but says these are for children 3&up. Japanese kids have all the cool toys.

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> Force Dimension - Algorythm

There's a blast from the past.

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I simply am unable to believe that THIS is what you noticed about jwz's post.

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Old-school-EBM DJ porn!

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Wow, that's kinda disturbing.

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I have lost all interest in sex.

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I've gained all interested in sex with octopi.

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I knew I forgot to pick up something from the pet store...

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tentacles! nice!

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That silly green girl with the addition signs in her hair. She thinks that the octopus is trying to steal her foil covered lunches. She should go on the Internet more. If she were a l337 web surfer like me she would know what Japanese Octopuses want.

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Thank-you. That's the second best comment I've seen on Jamie's journal.

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I thought she was selling girl scout cookies and the octopus was ravenous for some mint thins.

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I love the part on the action figure where it says some small parts may not be suitable for children. Like the octopus tentacle doll is just fine, its the choking hazard thats the problem.

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And what would tentacle porn be without "choking hazard"?

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We really shouldn't have dropped the second nuke on Japan.

We broke 'em.

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One can look to Nanking and the subsequent government coverup to realize that the Japanese were always like this.

We should have dropped way more than two nukes.

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(Foghorn Leghorn voice) I was makin' a sarcastical comment there, son, not a serious political statement.

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KILL ALL THE NIPS

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i think the Japs should've sticked their samuirai swords up WASP's asses, for a change.

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Ah say, I'm a-talkin' but he ain't listenin'.

Ah say, pay attention, son.

(Nice boy, but about as much fun as a toothache.)

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I just don't get the Japanese.... I am a Japanese School Teacher for example.

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I always thought (possibly incorrectly) that when MacArthur ran occupied Japan after WW2, most of the existing puritanical laws regarding pornography were introduced, which later led to all of the weird fetish stuff that was outside of the realm of what was considered obscene by law. So if those laws regarding the blurring of genatalia weren't introduced, Japanese would probably be jerking it to regular porno now, instead of inventing all sorts of tentacle rape cartoon porn to get around the laws.

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Quite possibly the best comment on livejournal.

You win at the internet.

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Either that, or we needed bigger nukes that time.

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hey, the japanese aren't extra perverted, you know they make a fortune selling this stuff to skeevy americans.

observe the teenage boys hunkered down in the manga section of borders.

i walked in on a 20-something guy's sweaty ass one day while he...i don't wanna recount it in detail but it involved a doll similar to yeast-infection girl pictured up there. that guy --- lives next door to me (and as if he isn't already the archetypal creepster) in his grandmother's basement.

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(stabs self in eyes)

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The last pic that you posted is especially distressing. It looks like she has a raging yeast infection.

*shudder*

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Like these are any weirder than the shit Frank Kozik and Todd McFarlane are pumping out.

Okay, so they are. Shut up.

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Has anyone done a study as to why there are so many outrageous Japanese perversions?

Oh, and I think I can one-up you with Japanese lifesized female dolls with no arms and no legs and in various states of bondage. I actually found a site in japanese two weeks ago but for the life of me I can't find it now.

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Common insightfulness can answer that without the need for a study.

The Japanese are so formal and reserved in their day-to-day lives that they require more extreme perversions to cope with the frustration of everyday life.

-bZj

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Missed a conjunction on first reading, and wondered how the hell you put someone with no arms and no legs in bondage!

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It is perhaps a sad testament to my mental state that I missed that same conjunction but asked no further questions.

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Has anyone done a study as to why there are so many outrageous Japanese perversions?

They've been an urban civilization for much longer than we have.

This is our future. Learn to love it.

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Fuck the WASPs, that's what i'd say.

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Oh dear God - the censored version:

http://www2u.biglobe.ne.jp/~blopa/Pages/GK/CAT/GK/PTM4.html

Yes. That will make it Safe For Work. Thank-you guardians of decency.

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I so don't get the attraction the Japanese have to things like this.

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Who said the girls do?

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Fair enough.

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Comments in this entry are far more disturbing than novelty tentacle porn figurines.

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i'm adding you to my list on the strength of this post alone. it has serious awesome factor.

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I dont see any hair down there so it's all good. Umm, yeah.

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