Wow, zombie girls are hot. Would sex with zombies be considered necrophilia?

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[Would sex with zombies be considered necrophilia?]

Well, they are the living dead, so I guess it's not going to meet the strict quality controls of a true necrophiliac.

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necrophilia is having sex with a dead person. doesn't matter how much they're moving about, they just have to be dead.

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[doesn't matter how much they're moving about, they just have to be dead.]

But dead things don't generally move about of their own free weill (unless there's been a change since my last relative got put in a casket). The moving implies not strictly 'dead.'

Damn zombie paradox.

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This just proves what a shortsighted term it is. What if the whole turn-on is having to swat her hands away as she keeps trying to claw open your cranium? You won't get that kind of action with your run-of-the-mill corpse.

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it's not shortsighted; it's just too general. back when they coined necrophilia, they didn't have all these new-fangled not-quite-dead dead people around. Nowadays, you have many different types of zombies, ranging from those who are chemically turned, magically, or just plain old virus begat - and that doesn't even begin to consider *how* smart they are once they're live dead, wether they rot or not, and wether it's just general live-people eating, or just juicy brains loving.

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There's plenty of cases where corpses move, even without zombification.

Maggots, f'rinstance, add a churning, life-like vibrancy to a corpse. Also, when rigor mortis hardens 'em up and then releases. And later, when the gasses build up and "exhale".

Vivophiliacs are so unimaginative.

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What are the lyrics? "From behind, the clothes are..."?

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Who cares? They're vocoded. They automatically kick ass.

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Unclear. These guys appear to be Swedish synth techno folks, so I'm not entirely sure they're all English lyrics. Their site.

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That's funny, I was just visiting their site and watched the other video in the media section. I came to the same conclusion, "oh, maybe the words aren't English."

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"From behind the close up organs"? That can't be right. I'll have to listen again.

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From behind, the close-up organs I think.

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Hot zombie action. Oh yes.

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A heartwarming tale of overcoming the differences between us with the healing power of music!

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Jessica Simpson, eat your heart out.

Or, you know, your brrraaaaains.

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I totally thought that was a blowjob pic. The sponge and car looked briefly like cock through jumpsuit.

Has anyone yet sent you the only reason I really want an Xbox 360? Dead Rising. Their #1 design goal was as many onscreen zombies at once as possible, and they've achieved upwards of 1k. You can use a lot of random objects as weapons. The videos thoroughly kick ass.

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Great googly moogly! Best. Video. EVAR.

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the only thing I forgot to put in the show...
A carwash.
What was I thinking??
Hee hee hee....

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