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I, for one, welcome our new zombie-roach mind-controlling wasp overlords. [Fri, 3-Feb-2006 9:14 PM]
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This is one of the most repulsive things that I've read in a long time. Nature truly is disgusting. By the way is this the "Intelligent Design" of a benevolent God? Or could it be that The Devil Does Bugs?

Ampulex compressa:

The wasp slips her stinger through the roach's exoskeleton and directly into its brain. She apparently uses sensors along the sides of the stinger to guide it through the brain, a bit like a surgeon snaking his way to an appendix with a laparoscope. She continues to probe the roach's brain until she reaches one particular spot that appears to control the escape reflex. She injects a second venom that influences these neurons in such a way that the escape reflex disappears.

From the outside, the effect is surreal. The wasp does not paralyze the cockroach. In fact, the roach is able to lift up its front legs again and walk. But now it cannot move of its own accord. The wasp takes hold of one of the roach's antennae and leads it -- in the words of Israeli scientists who study Ampulex -- like a dog on a leash.

The zombie roach crawls where its master leads, which turns out to be the wasp's burrow. The roach creeps obediently into the burrow and sits there quietly, while the wasp plugs up the burrow with pebbles. Now the wasp turns to the roach once more and lays an egg on its underside. The roach does not resist. The egg hatches, and the larva chews a hole in the side of the roach. In it goes.

The larva grows inside the roach, devouring the organs of its host, for about eight days. It is then ready to weave itself a cocoon -- which it makes within the roach as well. After four more weeks, the wasp grows to an adult. It breaks out of its cocoon, and out of the roach as well. Seeing a full-grown wasp crawl out of a roach suddenly makes those Alien movies look pretty derivative.

I find this wasp fascinating for a lot of reasons. For one thing, it represents an evolutionary transition. Over and over again, free-living organisms have become parasites, adapting to hosts with exquisite precision. If you consider a full-blown parasite, it can be hard to conceive of how it could have evolved from anything else. Ampulex offers some clues, because it exists in between the free-living and parasitic worlds.


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[User Picture]From: [info]bodyfour
Sat, 4-Feb-2006 5:24 AM (UTC)

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I wonder if it's possible to do this by hand to a roach... I'm guessing that this "brain surgery" is probably not that precise. It would make a great trick to do at parties.

Of course, since graduating from college I haven't been at many parties with roaches crawling around. But still...
[User Picture]From: [info]deeptape
Sat, 4-Feb-2006 3:22 PM (UTC)

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[User Picture]From: [info]fg
Sat, 4-Feb-2006 5:25 AM (UTC)

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wow.
[User Picture]From: [info]vicious_wench
Sat, 4-Feb-2006 5:35 AM (UTC)

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can I just point out that, in fact, roaches don't have brains? unlike vertebrates, who have one *primary* conglomeration of neruons which we call the "brain", roaches and other invertebrates have multiple ganglia (small groups of neurons sharing a relatively common purpose). also, cockroaches don't have much in the way of pain receptors, so they probably don't "care" all that much about their fate...
[User Picture]From: [info]xah_lee
Sat, 4-Feb-2006 5:37 PM (UTC)

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good post.

--
the parts that bugs me about the article is how he describes the probing the brain spot, and the riding of the roach by its antenna. Perhaps it's just a phrasing issue, but as they are they sound ridiculous.

∑ XahLee.org
[User Picture]From: [info]rivetpepsquad
Sat, 4-Feb-2006 9:00 PM (UTC)

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So it's our as-always-rampant anthropomorphism* that makes this so frickin' abhorrent?






* God DAMN, I love that word
[User Picture]From: [info]greyface
Sun, 5-Feb-2006 3:16 AM (UTC)

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I prefer to make up words...

Anthropomorphocentrism would fit rather cleanly right into that place.

(Note: Presidents of the U.S.A. and jack-offs on LiveJournal have different standards of behavior)
From: [info]susano_otter
Mon, 6-Feb-2006 7:15 PM (UTC)

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Nah, "anthropomorphocentrism" would be a hangup on the practice of anthropomorphizing everything.

Which is certainly a valid hangup, but not really what's going on here.

What's going on here is a hangup on using man as the measure of all things--anthrocentrism--with anthropomorphism as a practical side effect of that hangup.

Anthropomorphocentrism is a great word, but not really applicable in this case.
[User Picture]From: [info]wetzel
Sat, 4-Feb-2006 5:38 AM (UTC)

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that's so sweet of you to fix his typos.
[User Picture]From: [info]tfofurn
Sat, 4-Feb-2006 6:08 AM (UTC)

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This is one of the most repulsive things that I've read in a long time.

Coming from you, that's quite an endorsement.
[User Picture]From: [info]cosinejeremiah
Sat, 4-Feb-2006 6:26 AM (UTC)

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It's "intelligence" design... in the hands of a bug.
[User Picture]From: [info]gths
Sat, 4-Feb-2006 6:34 AM (UTC)

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This is both cool and unbelievably creepy.
[User Picture]From: [info]allartburns
Sat, 4-Feb-2006 7:35 AM (UTC)

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Serves the fuckin roaches right, that's what I say. DIE, DIE, DIE YOU FUCKERS! SUFFER IN PAIN! HERE'S FOR EVERY NIGHT YOU WOKE ME UP RUNNING ACROSS MY FACE! HERE'S FOR EVERY TIME YOU RAN ACROSS MY FOOD IN THE KITCHEN! HERE'S FOR SIMPLY EXISTING!

Um, uh, sorry.

But roaches, I mean, they fucking deserve what they get, right?
[User Picture]From: [info]ammonoid
Sat, 4-Feb-2006 8:21 AM (UTC)

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Joe's apartment?
[User Picture]From: [info]ammonoid
Sat, 4-Feb-2006 8:07 AM (UTC)

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That is so cool. This kind of stuff is why I went into biology. Zombie roach! If the wasps can do mind control it can't be long before we do it. Didn't someone borg roaches?
[User Picture]From: [info]bodyfour
Sat, 4-Feb-2006 8:36 AM (UTC)

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I'm just glad I got the wasp infestation out of my apartment before they did it to me!

Or maybe they did and I just don't realize it yet... (gulp)
From: [info]holytramp
Sat, 4-Feb-2006 8:12 AM (UTC)

tarantula hawk wasp

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Tarantula hawk wasp does something similar to tarantula.
(Do no have a _good_ link, but google provides plenty of info)
[User Picture]From: [info]nelc
Sat, 4-Feb-2006 1:54 PM (UTC)

Re: tarantula hawk wasp

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Nah, hawk moths just paralyse their prey, so they have to carry the thing back to their burrow themselves. Getting your prey to carry you is just so much more fiendishly elegant.
[User Picture]From: [info]rantzilla
Sat, 4-Feb-2006 8:46 AM (UTC)

Maybe, no.

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But millions of years of natural selection has allowed Ampulex to reverse engineer its host. We would do well to follow its lead, and gain the wisdom of parasites.

I'd rather not think about the full implications of that statement.
[User Picture]From: [info]dojothemouse
Sat, 4-Feb-2006 9:33 AM (UTC)

Re: Maybe, no.

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I think the full implication is that you can buy his book, The Wisdom of The Parasites, for $19.99 on Amazon.com.
[User Picture]From: [info]taffer
Sat, 4-Feb-2006 3:23 PM (UTC)

Re: Maybe, no.

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Hahaha, that's got to be Dr. Phil's latest chart-topper.
[User Picture]From: [info]autopope
Sat, 4-Feb-2006 10:21 AM (UTC)

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I always find it amusing that the proponents of intelligent design seem to think the designer is benevolent.

All the evidence points to exactly the opposite conclusion. Starting from the lack of effective error-correction in the mitochondrial DNA and working down to things like this.
[User Picture]From: [info]korgmeister
Sat, 4-Feb-2006 11:57 AM (UTC)

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Yeah, see I was going to say something like that. Only you said it way better and with extra added SCIENCE!

Intelligent Design theory doesn't make any sense at all unless the designer is assumed to be in some way sadistic.
[User Picture]From: [info]sherbooke
Sat, 4-Feb-2006 2:43 PM (UTC)

Blake said it best...

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When the stars threw down their spears,
And watered heaven with their tears,
Did he smile his work to see?
Did he who made the Lamb make thee?

Tyger! Tyger! burning bright
In the forests of the night,
What immortal hand or eye
Dare frame thy fearful symmetry?
[User Picture]From: [info]charles
Sun, 5-Feb-2006 12:05 AM (UTC)

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Intelligent design is proof the Gnostics were right. God's not really paying attention, and it was the Demiurge all along.
[User Picture]From: [info]malokai
Sat, 4-Feb-2006 11:41 AM (UTC)

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So there will be three things that survive a nuclear holocaust.. Snack foods, cockroaches, and the things that feed off of the roaches.
[User Picture]From: [info]mopti
Sat, 4-Feb-2006 12:21 PM (UTC)

The human equivalent

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Buying just enough beer to make the cutie you met in the bar docile and compliant while you have sex
[User Picture]From: [info]babbage
Sat, 4-Feb-2006 3:20 PM (UTC)

Re: The human equivalent

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Docile and compliant? Who wants docile and compliant?
[User Picture]From: [info]toastednut
Sat, 4-Feb-2006 9:09 PM (UTC)

Re: The human equivalent

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timid men
[User Picture]From: [info]spudtater
Sun, 5-Feb-2006 5:48 PM (UTC)

Re: The human equivalent

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Not really.
[User Picture]From: [info]toastednut
Sun, 5-Feb-2006 6:22 PM (UTC)

Re: The human equivalent

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timid men in denial ;)
From: [info]rsheridan6
Sat, 4-Feb-2006 1:04 PM (UTC)

Imagine this technology in the hands of the Republicans

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Michael Moore: All hail the glorious leader!
[User Picture]From: [info]nelc
Sat, 4-Feb-2006 1:56 PM (UTC)

Re: Imagine this technology in the hands of the Republicans

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Do we need to imagine it? I mean, you saw all the blogging about Bush's radio control before the election, right?
[User Picture]From: [info]translucent_eye
Sat, 4-Feb-2006 7:51 PM (UTC)

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That really is fascinating. I for one really appreciate posts like this....the interesting things life has to offer.
[User Picture]From: [info]jonabbey
Sat, 4-Feb-2006 8:13 PM (UTC)

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Yes, life has interesting things to offer..

Like having an insect stab you in the head and force you into her lair to feed her abhorrent progeny.

All part of the lord's wonderful plan for you.
[User Picture]From: [info]giles
Sat, 4-Feb-2006 10:50 PM (UTC)

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God, that was the best summer ever.
[User Picture]From: [info]cadmus
Sun, 5-Feb-2006 3:33 AM (UTC)

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Why does this just make me think of anime where some monster can do this to schoolgirls with his penis?
[User Picture]From: [info]greyface
Sun, 5-Feb-2006 4:54 AM (UTC)

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I'd guess childhood trauma involving a penis and/or tentacles.
[User Picture]From: [info]lordshell
Sun, 5-Feb-2006 3:20 PM (UTC)

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Awesome! That's way better on the sadistic scale than the tarantula wasp!

But if you want truly creepy, just look up Botflies or Screwflies.

(shudders)
[User Picture]From: [info]buz
Sun, 5-Feb-2006 5:09 PM (UTC)

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d00d - I already beat this and raised it...

http://buz.livejournal.com/54061.html
[User Picture]From: [info]jkow
Sun, 5-Feb-2006 10:53 PM (UTC)

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Holy shit! Back to the Alien theory. Imagine some bug do that to a human. Crawl in his ear, sting somewhere and lead that man to its nest to lay its eggs in it...
[User Picture]From: [info]sophyrbugg
Fri, 4-Aug-2006 4:43 AM (UTC)

Diabolical Wasp

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Too creepy-a bug that can take the "will" away from its prey. No good can come from that.