| my year in twelve cut-and-paste sentences |
[Thu, 8-Dec-2005 8:02 PM] |
Oh no, it's meme-o-riffic! | January: | | "I can assure you that having a view of the outside world, even if the edge of the world is only four feet away, is a dramatic improvement." | | February: | "I still can't see out my window, but now it has spots." | | March: | "Jesus, a rabbi, Colonel Sanders, Hunter S. Thompson and a slutty Hawaiian girl walk into a bar, and then the gorilla says..." | | April: | "When you get chocolate syrup on your camera lens, it does not wipe off nearly as easily as whatever is in GWAR spooge." | | May: | "He hits that microwave and looks at you like 'this is how you hit a fucking microwave!'" | | June: | "That was, in fact, the final straw." | | July: | "A Cultural Event For Silicon Valley and Wall Street!" | | August: | "For some inexplicable reason, one of the contest judges decided to hike up her dress and pee on our sidewalk." | | September: | "Dear industrial music, We have to break up now." | | October: | "Did you know that all this crap was hidden under the concrete slabs in the sidewalk?" | | November: | "I enjoyed the show, but I'm highly conflicted." | | December: | ...I got nothing. | |
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![[User Picture]](http://l-userpic.livejournal.com/3451519/351844) | From: ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) msjen
Fri, 9-Dec-2005 5:03 AM (UTC)
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Is this your first meme?
You should get a commemorative ornament or something.
![[User Picture]](http://l-userpic.livejournal.com/5887295/515656) | From: jwz
Fri, 9-Dec-2005 5:09 AM (UTC)
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I did this one, but that may have been the only other one...
that might make me the WINNER!
oh wait: mitch.
damn.
Just go recursive on December's ass with, "Oh no, it's meme-o-riffic!"
I would think that after a year like that, you'd want to take December off. | |
