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"WE ARE NIHILISTS. WE BELIEVE IN NOTHING." [Tue, 6-Dec-2005 2:58 AM]
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[music |Ethyl Meatplow -- Devil's Johnson]

Blixa Bargeld reads the Hornbach Home Improvement Superstore catalog:

MOSQUITO KILLER WITH UV-BULB
27 WATT
QUALITY TESTED
HIGH EFFICIENCY KILLING
PAINLESS
FREE OF CHEMICALS
ENVIRONMENTALLY FRIENDLY
HORNBACH.

Part 2: YIPPY YA YA. YIPPY. YIPPY. YAY.
Part 3: MAXIMUM TORQUE 17 NEWTONMETER.
Part 4: SILICATE PAINT.

Also. Also.


Update: See also Einstürzende Neueküchen, featuring Blixa’s Lemony Lentil Soup...

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[User Picture]From: [info]ioerror
Tue, 6-Dec-2005 11:15 AM (UTC)

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There is nothing finer.
[User Picture]From: [info]korgmeister
Tue, 6-Dec-2005 11:57 AM (UTC)

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Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot. Over!
[User Picture]From: [info]jwz
Tue, 6-Dec-2005 1:11 PM (UTC)

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[User Picture]From: [info]korgmeister
Tue, 6-Dec-2005 2:18 PM (UTC)

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[User Picture]From: [info]dagbrown
Tue, 6-Dec-2005 12:14 PM (UTC)

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Collapsing New Buildings, eh? I really like their song "What Is Is".

For extra sadness, when I saw the images, I didn't think "Blixa Bargeld": I thought "Severus Snape".

[User Picture]From: [info]grahams
Tue, 6-Dec-2005 1:05 PM (UTC)

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Thanks for that, a friend passed two of those on earlier this week but I didn't realize there were more where that came from...

Dunno if you've actually seen the "Blixa Bargeld Stole My Cowboy Boots" short.. They show it on Sundance or IFC every once in awhile.. If you have a Tivo, etc. you might want to set up a wishlist, but honestly, there really isn't any reason to hunt it out... It's only moderately amusing..
[User Picture]From: [info]jwz
Tue, 6-Dec-2005 1:09 PM (UTC)

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Yeah, I've seen it - I thought it was pretty funny, probably mostly because it was great seeing Imperioli play such a different character as on The Sopranos.
From: [info]culturejules
Tue, 6-Dec-2005 1:10 PM (UTC)

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SINDIKAAAAAT FAAAARBE!

God, that was great. I've missed Blixa.
*does off and tries to save streaming files to disk*
[User Picture]From: [info]starfighter
Tue, 6-Dec-2005 2:27 PM (UTC)

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> And here I have a rare and valuable copy of..

ZOMG! TORRENT PLZ!
[User Picture]From: [info]omni_ferret
Tue, 6-Dec-2005 2:03 PM (UTC)

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I want to pass this along to friends who make industrial music.

I'm just debating whether or not to strip out the video first.
[User Picture]From: [info]jeremiahblatz
Tue, 6-Dec-2005 4:30 PM (UTC)

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I love how he can't quite contain he glee when reading about the power drill. German Industrial band people - so predictable.
[User Picture]From: [info]lroberson
Tue, 6-Dec-2005 10:59 PM (UTC)

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Honestly, I think you're out of your element here.
From: [info]marc_lacoste
Tue, 6-Dec-2005 11:07 PM (UTC)

BricolGirls

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http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=850

pointer: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0228085/
longer, funnier and less vulgar than benny bennassi
[User Picture]From: [info]cacepi
Wed, 7-Dec-2005 12:24 AM (UTC)

Re: BricolGirls

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[User Picture]From: [info]fantasygoat
Wed, 7-Dec-2005 4:09 AM (UTC)

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Imagine people talking like that everyday.

No wonder they like shitting in each other's mouths.
[User Picture]From: [info]karlshea
Wed, 7-Dec-2005 8:18 AM (UTC)

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That is hysterical