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I say we smurf off, and smurf the site from orbit. It's the only way to be smurf. [Sat, 8-Oct-2005 3:53 PM]
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Unicef bombs the Smurfs in fund-raising campaign for ex-child soldiers

The people of Belgium have been left reeling by the first adult-only episode of the Smurfs, in which the blue-skinned cartoon characters' village is annihilated by warplanes. The short but chilling film is the work of Unicef, the United Nations Children's Fund, and is to be broadcast on national television next week as a campaign advertisement.

The short film pulls no punches. It opens with the Smurfs dancing, hand-in-hand, around a campfire and singing the Smurf song. Bluebirds flutter past and rabbits gambol around their familiar village of mushroom- shaped houses until, without warning, bombs begin to rain from the sky. Tiny Smurfs scatter and run in vain from the whistling bombs, before being felled by blast waves and fiery explosions. The final scene shows a scorched and tattered Baby Smurf sobbing inconsolably, surrounded by prone Smurfs. The final frame bears the message: "Don't let war affect the lives of children."

I have not yet found video of this. Please help.

Update: Lots of people have pointed at the video in the original article (faster mirror at Crooks and Liars) (and shame on you all for not reading comments before commenting) but that video is just a useless slideshow: it's a frame every three seconds. (The smurfs start about halfway through, after the legless kid.) I'm still hoping to find a non-slideshow video of the cartoon part.

Update 2: The Parking Lot is Full had the prescient scoop on this in 1999.

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[User Picture]From: [info]autodidactic
Sat, 8-Oct-2005 11:27 PM (UTC)

holy smokes

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I don't know whether it's horrifying or clever.

It certainly is a little more able to be shown on television here in the States than the blown-apart children they're trying to keep from happening.

L.
[User Picture]From: [info]motive_nuance
Sat, 8-Oct-2005 11:29 PM (UTC)

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That's pretty smurfin' smurfy.
From: [info]dasht_brk
Sat, 8-Oct-2005 11:33 PM (UTC)

why...

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It's enough to make a person feel blue.

(sorry)

-t

From: [info]mizalon
Sat, 8-Oct-2005 11:53 PM (UTC)

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click on "campagne voor oorlogskinderen" under "video".


belgianwaffle on the somethingawful forums found it.
[User Picture]From: [info]mackys
Sat, 8-Oct-2005 11:58 PM (UTC)

ARCHIVE THAT PRONTO!

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When word of this gets out wider, you KNOW there's going to be a stupid uproar. The video will be pulled. For the sake of posterity (and killing smurfs) we MUST preserve this important (sick, hilarious) piece of our smurf-bombing culture! ;]
From: [info]mizalon
Sun, 9-Oct-2005 12:09 AM (UTC)

Re: ARCHIVE THAT PRONTO!

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The video clip is pretty short though. I have no idea if there's a longer version than played within the news article.
[User Picture]From: [info]hyperscoot
Sun, 9-Oct-2005 6:30 PM (UTC)

Re: ARCHIVE THAT PRONTO!

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damn it, I think it's down already. I clicked the link and I get something on african children.
From: [info]mizalon
Sun, 9-Oct-2005 6:37 PM (UTC)

Re: ARCHIVE THAT PRONTO!

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That's what the PSA is trying to preach about. Watch the video a bit and then it will play the smurf footage.
[User Picture]From: [info]romanticboy
Thu, 13-Oct-2005 3:20 AM (UTC)

Re: ARCHIVE THAT PRONTO!

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Every kewl videos usually ends up on ifilm.com - ie the trojangames, etc....
[User Picture]From: [info]jwz
Sun, 9-Oct-2005 12:48 AM (UTC)

smurfy.

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Ah, there it is. I had stopped watching shortly after seeing the kid with no legs.

It seems to be a stream, not a file, though? I can't manage to save a copy with the incantations I know. If someone could give me a Quicktime of just the smurfy bits, that would be appreciated.
[User Picture]From: [info]duskwuff
Sun, 9-Oct-2005 2:34 AM (UTC)

Re: smurfy.

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Two versions are available: mp4, wmv. Both of them, however, play like slideshows.
[User Picture]From: [info]marmoset
Sun, 9-Oct-2005 12:12 PM (UTC)

Re: smurfy.

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It really is a slideshow -- the FPS of the mp4 is 0.3.
[User Picture]From: [info]djproctology
Sun, 9-Oct-2005 5:43 AM (UTC)

When it is officially put into circulation it will probably go onto the PSA archive page.

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That page is http://unicef.org/videoaudio/video_psas_all.html . It isn't there now, but will probably go shortly after the video goes into official circulation, plus maybe a delay of a week or so.
[User Picture]From: [info]artlung
Mon, 10-Oct-2005 2:42 AM (UTC)

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BEST. TITLE. OF. POST. EVER.
[User Picture]From: [info]loosechanj
Mon, 10-Oct-2005 10:57 PM (UTC)

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[User Picture]From: [info]jwz
Tue, 11-Oct-2005 2:36 AM (UTC)

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I get a good frame rate, but no audio in WMP. And ffmpegX can't convert it to quicktime (zero-length output.)
[User Picture]From: [info]loosechanj
Tue, 11-Oct-2005 4:09 AM (UTC)

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I converted it to mov using pigfuckerPremiere, and email it to jwz@jwz.org.
[User Picture]From: [info]neagle
Wed, 12-Oct-2005 7:18 PM (UTC)

Smurf Video

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Looks like the thought police knocked down the video link. If anyone saved a copy of the smurfed up video I would appreciate a copy sent to neagle_public@yahoo.com

Thank you and have a smurfy day, just kidding.

[User Picture]From: [info]remonstrare
Wed, 12-Oct-2005 11:12 PM (UTC)

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There's a full-framerate clip in RealMedia format on BBC News: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/4334086.stm