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Celebrity D&D, again [Wed, 14-Sep-2005 10:04 PM]
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Regarding that idea I had:

Date: Wed, 14 Sep 2005 13:14:07 -0700
From: Wil Wheaton <wil@wilwheaton.net>
To: jwz@jwz.org
Subject: Celebrity D&D

Hey,

No joke: I helped some guys from Upright Citizen's Brigade pitch this to Comedy Central. We did a live version for them at the Comedy Central Workspace earlier this year.

It was AWESOME, and hilarious, and I got to sit close enough to Paget Brewster to pretend that she was in love with me, but CC didn't pick it up.

There's a tape of it, that should /really/ find its way to the internets.

Which forces me to ask... why does Comedy Central hate America?

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[User Picture]From: [info]jcterminal
Thu, 15-Sep-2005 5:10 AM (UTC)

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you mean the idea where i rule the country as the awesomest motherfucker ever?
[User Picture]From: [info]britgeekgrrl
Thu, 15-Sep-2005 5:11 AM (UTC)

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Oh.
My.
God.

I should have realized that Wil Wheaton pitched the idea already.

And DAMN! Comedy Central. Damn them to hell.

So, uh, I wonder when that pilot's going to find it's way onto the net...?
From: [info]sherm
Thu, 15-Sep-2005 5:22 AM (UTC)

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Surely former Star Trek actors reading your journal is some sort of sign of the apocolypse...
[User Picture]From: [info]baconmonkey
Thu, 15-Sep-2005 5:42 AM (UTC)

no, not really

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[User Picture]From: [info]breakpoint
Thu, 15-Sep-2005 10:07 AM (UTC)

Re: no, not really

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Jesus H. Chrysler, how do I always miss the good shit?
[User Picture]From: [info]mark242
Thu, 15-Sep-2005 6:24 PM (UTC)

Re: no, not really

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This image is the height of the Internet. It does not get any better than that.
[User Picture]From: [info]baconmonkey
Thu, 15-Sep-2005 7:40 PM (UTC)

Re: no, not really

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I dunno, I think adding lightsabres ratchets it up a notch.
[User Picture]From: [info]liveavatar
Thu, 15-Sep-2005 5:30 AM (UTC)

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Maybe it's worth a letter-writing campaign. When I think of all the unmitigated crap that has made it to Comedy Central... I'd be willing to round up 10 gamer friends and make them beg CC for the Best Show Ever.
[User Picture]From: [info]strspn
Thu, 15-Sep-2005 11:07 AM (UTC)

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September 15, 2005

Sumner M. Redstone
Chairman of the Board and Chief Executive Officer
Viacom Inc.
BY EMAIL TO sumner.redstone@viacom.com
AND BY FAX TO (212) 258-6100, -6311, AND/OR -6464

MTV Networks
1515 Broadway
New York, NY 10036
BY FAX TO (212) 767-8592

Larry Divney
President & CEO
BY EMAIL TO Larry.Divney@comedycentral.com

Lauren Corrao
Senior Vice President
Original Programming & Head of Development
BY EMAIL TO Lauren.Corrao@comedycentral.com

Lauren Gray
Senior Vice President, Production
BY EMAIL TO Lauren.Gray@comedycentral.com

Kathryn Mitchell
Senior Vice President, Programming
BY EMAIL TO Kathryn.Mitchell@comedycentral.com

Comedy Central
1775 Broadway, 10th Floor
New York, NY 10019
AND BY FAX TO (212) 767-8592

REQUEST FOR PROGRAMMING DECISION RECONSIDERATION

Dear Ladies and Gentlemen:

We, the undersigned, in a resolution of Thursday, September 15th, have agreed to act in concert to request and encourage Viacom, Inc., and its wholly-owned subsidiary Comedy Central, to reconsider your unfavorable 2005 decision concerning "Celebrity Dungeons and Dragons," as prepared for your consideration by members of Upright Citizen's Brigade, et alli.

Please be advised that in the event that you are unable or unwilling to reconsider your unfavorable decision against "Celebrity Dungeons and Dragons," then we have resolved to submit a question to be posed directly to the shareholders of the Viacom, Inc. corporation, and further, to circulate leaflets, petitions, fact-sheets, or other printed and electronic matter to the shareholders and officers of Viacom, Inc., at our earliest opportunity and the corporation's next meeting of shareholders.

We hope to learn your response soon. Please contact us in care of wil@wilwheaton.net. Should you be unable to respond by October 15, we must then assume that you have disregarded this request. Thank you for your kind reply and consideration of our request.

Most sincerely, your shareholders,

/signed/

Bron the Reincarnate, 13th level Mage/Ranger/Bard

Gortek, 9th level Paladin/Bard

Miener Powerlust, 34th level Thief/Bard

The Right Reverend Storap, 3rd level Cleric

(and others who wish to remain anonymous at this time)
[User Picture]From: [info]strspn
Thu, 15-Sep-2005 11:19 AM (UTC)

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The fax for MTV Networks is 212-846-1804 and/or 212-258-6175, not (212) 767-8592 which is the Comedy Central fax. No big deal, I guess.

When encouraging corporation with resolutions involving shareholder action, my feeling is that it helps to get each node in the orgchart from inovlved, but perhaps in this case including an anonymous fax to MTV Networks is perhaps too much.

In any case, we must not fail in this endeavor.
[User Picture]From: [info]omnifarious
Thu, 15-Sep-2005 5:42 PM (UTC)

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In a likely horribly misguided effort to increase this idea's exposure, I've submitted a story with a link to here to Slashdot.

[User Picture]From: [info]strspn
Sun, 18-Sep-2005 5:33 AM (UTC)

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Got the National Broadcasting Society (Alpha Epsilon Rho) link wrong; corrected here in this comment. The few replies I've managed to solicit suggest that advocacy could be the wrong approach.

The best suggestion is to try to get the rights to webcast the pilot(s), with some way to sell or broker those rights later on. That then becomes an investment by which the market can recognize the value.

I fear that if far beyond my means, although I have no idea how much something like that might cost.
[User Picture]From: [info]liveavatar
Thu, 15-Sep-2005 7:01 PM (UTC)

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I see you've engaged in this type of campaign before. This letter should be part of the opening credits for every Celebrity D&D episode.

All hail to the new DM!
[User Picture]From: [info]cooperati
Thu, 15-Sep-2005 7:06 AM (UTC)

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"Which forces me to ask... why does Comedy Central hate America?"

why? because somebody would watch it. and that, in itself, deserves some punishment. (not that they'd be a rocket scientist... or have a pulse, or anything...)

-=T=-
[User Picture]From: [info]bifrosty2k
Thu, 15-Sep-2005 7:16 AM (UTC)

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Wow...
We should petition them to release it.
[User Picture]From: [info]baconmonkey
Thu, 15-Sep-2005 12:55 PM (UTC)

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do you really think that gaining celebrity as the "Liberator of Celebrity D&D" will lead to happier times than the celebrity status gained as "that Xemacs guy who fueded with RMS", or as "That freaky netscape guy with the mennequins" or "that computer guy who owns a nightclub" or as "that lazyweb addict guy"?

tread caefully, for this could bring on legions of fanboys, with even worse hygene and interpersonal skills than the computer industry fanboys.
[User Picture]From: [info]fantasygoat
Thu, 15-Sep-2005 4:02 PM (UTC)

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I'm pretty sure he's already at the bottom of the barrel in terms of fans - there's nowhere lower to go.
[User Picture]From: [info]jck
Thu, 15-Sep-2005 9:03 PM (UTC)

Lower?

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If Jamie wanted an even lower class of fanboy, I think he could do better... maybe he could start drawing hentai?
[User Picture]From: [info]fantasygoat
Thu, 15-Sep-2005 9:04 PM (UTC)

Re: Lower?

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Okay, maybe furry hentai.
[User Picture]From: [info]joel
Thu, 15-Sep-2005 9:49 PM (UTC)

Um...

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Not sure where JWZ fanboys fit into the chart, but I wouldn't go as far as to label them anything below "Furries".
[User Picture]From: [info]lroberson
Thu, 15-Sep-2005 2:42 PM (UTC)

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We need to send some troops in to oust that regime. It's repressing free-thinking peace-loving peoples.

They suckered me into buying the first season DVDs of Upright Citizens Brigade, gleefully trashing my TVrips, only to completely fail to release the other seasons.

Thanks a fucking lot.
[User Picture]From: [info]jiggery_pokery
Thu, 15-Sep-2005 11:08 PM (UTC)

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Um, why doesn't Wil just get a few of his celebrity buddies together for a home game, record it and distribute it over the Internet? Sounds ideal for IPTV and this would be a way to do it at close-to-zero budget. Perhaps celebrities don't want to appear on IPTV at zero budget, but they might. I dunno, perhaps Celebrity D&D could start with a very special episode for charity, or something.

If I were convinced that the players were imaginitive and entertaining enough - which would have to be bloody so - I'd watch Non-Celebrity D&D over the Internet, but the bar would be set extremely high for me to want to watch more than five minutes, let alone episode two.
[User Picture]From: [info]glenra
Fri, 16-Sep-2005 2:25 AM (UTC)

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Make it a video podcast! Downloadable via itunes and watchable on the upcoming video iPod!

...or is that going too far?
[User Picture]From: [info]taffer
Fri, 16-Sep-2005 3:22 PM (UTC)

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Hey, as long as somebody edits it, I'll watch. I really don't need to watch oily nerds chowing down on chips while they wait for the rest of their friends to show up for the game.

Note that I was one of those oily nerds (well, not too oily) in high school. ;-)
[User Picture]From: [info]tjcrowley
Sat, 17-Sep-2005 4:33 AM (UTC)

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All the great ideas have already been taken or tried, that's what this obviously means.

Ask him if he can get the tape or if he'd be willing to do it again. We have HD cameras and an editor.
[User Picture]From: [info]seraphimpunk
Fri, 11-Aug-2006 4:26 PM (UTC)

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is the tape still out there? on the net anywhere? I'd love to see it, lol.