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I, for one, welcome out new alcohol-lactating stripper overlords [Mon, 18-Jul-2005 5:51 AM]
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Hooter Shooters: "A fully functional set of wearable breasts that dispense one shot of alcohol out of each nipple." "Strap it. Fill it. Pump it."

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[User Picture]From: [info]samidha
Mon, 18-Jul-2005 6:30 AM (UTC)

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*Leaving Las Vegas flashback* ...
From: [info]bloodied_velvet
Mon, 18-Jul-2005 7:05 AM (UTC)

New, Improved Breast enlargements. Now with added alcohol.

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And now the legal drinking age will be lowered to 3 months old.
[User Picture]From: [info]batmite2000
Mon, 18-Jul-2005 2:51 PM (UTC)

Re: New, Improved Breast enlargements. Now with added alcohol.

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Lowered? The drinking age restriction has been completely removed! :)
From: [info]lherrera
Mon, 18-Jul-2005 7:49 AM (UTC)

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That's a classy webpage.
[User Picture]From: [info]fantasygoat
Mon, 18-Jul-2005 8:02 AM (UTC)

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Anything to sell more drinks at DNA, eh?
[User Picture]From: [info]goth_kitty
Mon, 18-Jul-2005 8:32 AM (UTC)

it's just too hilarious.

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i just want to know what actual bars use them if any.
[User Picture]From: [info]zenmonkeykstop
Mon, 18-Jul-2005 9:11 AM (UTC)

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Fetal alcohol syndrome nostalgia for fun and profit!
[User Picture]From: [info]valentwine
Mon, 18-Jul-2005 10:51 AM (UTC)

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I, for one, welcome out new alcohol-lactating stripper overlords...

It's a dirty shame.
[User Picture]From: [info]defenestr8r
Mon, 18-Jul-2005 12:40 PM (UTC)

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we need to order a pair for [info]phreddiva!
[User Picture]From: [info]buckthorn
Mon, 18-Jul-2005 3:51 PM (UTC)

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I like how the woman in the pictures has a pierced nipple. I guess some things are foregone conclusions.
[User Picture]From: [info]zenmonkeykstop
Mon, 18-Jul-2005 5:15 PM (UTC)

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I like the way she's putting grotesquely fake breasts on over grotesquely fake breasts.
[User Picture]From: [info]scosol
Mon, 18-Jul-2005 6:45 PM (UTC)

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i like how you both are hypocritical fucks, and would in reality have no problem licking, fondling, sucking, caressing, biting, or otherwise indulging in all sorts of fake breasts with optionally pierced nipples...
[User Picture]From: [info]zenmonkeykstop
Mon, 18-Jul-2005 7:11 PM (UTC)

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Speak for yourself matey, I've never touched a fake breast im my life. European, dontcha know.
[User Picture]From: [info]scosol
Mon, 18-Jul-2005 8:31 PM (UTC)

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how can you be so sure?
and... is that a prerequisite for a mate going forward?
(just curious)

and have you really thought that through?
my own platform is that women are insane to begin with, so if some lumps of silicone in her chest helps fix whatever misplaced "body ideal" insecure idocy she may possess, i'm all for it!
[User Picture]From: [info]zenmonkeykstop
Mon, 18-Jul-2005 9:32 PM (UTC)

good luck with that

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I would answer your questions, but the included the phrase "going forward" and I am now filled with blinding rage.

[User Picture]From: [info]baldnate
Mon, 18-Jul-2005 6:05 PM (UTC)

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hooter shooters + 151 + lighter = flame lactating boobies

For the discriminating bride of satan.
[User Picture]From: [info]whittles
Mon, 18-Jul-2005 6:07 PM (UTC)

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Thanks for the bouncy room fun last night, you sure do know how to bring down a castle!
[User Picture]From: [info]scosol
Mon, 18-Jul-2005 6:41 PM (UTC)

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i wonder if the packaging is too big to fit in a christmas sock...
[User Picture]From: [info]rivetpepsquad
Mon, 18-Jul-2005 9:24 PM (UTC)

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AHH THEY STOLE OUR IDEA! bastards.

(actually, the idea was "camelbak bra for the playa", but still.)
[User Picture]From: [info]moof
Mon, 18-Jul-2005 9:39 PM (UTC)

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Actually, there was someone on the playa in 2001 with piña coladas in one tit, margaritas in the other.
[User Picture]From: [info]rivetpepsquad
Mon, 18-Jul-2005 9:42 PM (UTC)

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wow: i'm so unique. just as i'd thought.

i was thinking WHITE RUSSIANS, though...