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"All I want is a balding bowler with frickin' laser beams on his head, is that too much to ask?" [Wed, 22-Jun-2005 12:34 PM]
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"Australian spin bowler Shane Warne undergoes laser hair treatment at the Advanced Hair Studio (AHS) in London. After taking more scalps than any other Test cricketer, Warne turned his attention to his own thinning locks. (AFP/AHS)"

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[User Picture]From: [info]wehmuth
Wed, 22-Jun-2005 12:43 PM (UTC)

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It's the way his eyes are saying "Must serve the hive. The hive knows best. Protect the hive."
[User Picture]From: [info]buz
Wed, 22-Jun-2005 2:21 PM (UTC)

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[User Picture]From: [info]hallerlake
Wed, 22-Jun-2005 2:29 PM (UTC)

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there is no buz, there is only Zuul!
[User Picture]From: [info]kallisti
Wed, 22-Jun-2005 2:36 PM (UTC)

TANJ!

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A photo like that cries out for a better caption!

"After we laser etched his brain, he didn't have problems with authority ever again."

ttyl

[User Picture]From: [info]qu1j0t3
Wed, 22-Jun-2005 6:37 PM (UTC)

Re: TANJ!

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Actually there is quite a plausible need for reprogramming Warne's wiring: his sex drive tends to get him into regular scrapes. Just this week he's been fighting off yet another "Warne pressured me into sex" scandal...
[User Picture]From: [info]d1663m
Wed, 22-Jun-2005 2:48 PM (UTC)

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I for one welcome our new laser-headed cricket bowler overlords.

Right, that ones officially dead now.
From: [info]nikborton
Thu, 23-Jun-2005 2:08 AM (UTC)

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In Soviet Russia, our laser-headed cricket bowler overlords welcome *you*!

Yup, that one too.
[User Picture]From: [info]roninspoon
Wed, 22-Jun-2005 4:44 PM (UTC)

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Does it make waffles too? I love Waffles. If it made waffles while also stimulating my failing hair folicles and filling my house with the pleasing aroma of waffles, well I'd be all over that, with maple syrup and butter.
From: [info]space_paranoids
Thu, 23-Jun-2005 1:57 AM (UTC)

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My only hope is that the big Lebowski kills me before the germans can cut my dick off.
[User Picture]From: [info]no_brakes23
Wed, 22-Jun-2005 5:28 PM (UTC)

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Looks like a buch of Nintendo GBAsp units are mating on this dude's head...
[User Picture]From: [info]catenoid
Wed, 22-Jun-2005 6:00 PM (UTC)

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Wow. He's never looked that scary before, even with Australian-cricketer zinc oxide warpaint.

There's an object lesson here - never steal a photographer's cigarettes or snacks, for they are subtle and quick to anger.

Oh yeah, the laser thingy. I guess that didn't help.
[User Picture]From: [info]gths
Wed, 22-Jun-2005 6:37 PM (UTC)

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I never thought I would see Shane Warne mentioned here.
[User Picture]From: [info]prasun
Wed, 22-Jun-2005 9:18 PM (UTC)

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me too!
[User Picture]From: [info]stephendann
Wed, 22-Jun-2005 8:19 PM (UTC)

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That new Nintendo DS with the added Mario Hair Care Module definitely has an older target market