| best, most misleading headline of the week |
[Sat, 28-May-2005 12:43 AM] |
| [ | Tags | | | doomed, parts | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Meat Beat Manifesto -- Paradise Now | ] |
"Alzheimer Victim Sold 11 Organs"  A music store manager was charged Thursday with exploiting a woman with Alzheimer's disease who authorities say bought 11 organs from him over 18 months - including four on a single day. The woman spent about $25,000 on organs and ended up with one worth only about half that. Heyder was charged with felony exploitation of the elderly and was held on $10,000 bail at the Pasco County Jail.
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This is why you're not allowed to ebay human body parts. Alzheimer patients have an insatiable craving for BRAINS!
It's geriatric gray-market organ dealing mashup ZEN!
It must be late, because it took me a damn long time to realize they weren't talking about the kind of organs made of people. I was wondering why there wasn't any mention of investigation into where the guy got the organs. I thought maybe he was telling her they'd cure her.
Oh, ORGANS! Haha... wtf. Yeah, that's a most excellent headline. | |
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