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BANNED WORDS [Wed, 25-May-2005 12:02 PM]
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Dear Interweb,

Please stop describing every damned link you post as "zen".

The word you are looking for might be "surreal".
But more likely, the word you are looking for is simply "dumb".

Thank you,

    The Management
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From: [info]coderman
Wed, 25-May-2005 12:08 PM (UTC)

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you jaded bastard. jwz++
[User Picture]From: [info]tjic
Wed, 25-May-2005 1:10 PM (UTC)

post increment

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jwz++

Huh? It's his birthday, but only after this blog post?
[User Picture]From: [info]hepkitten
Wed, 25-May-2005 12:26 PM (UTC)

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I blame the daily show.
[User Picture]From: [info]pfrank
Wed, 25-May-2005 12:26 PM (UTC)

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jinx
[User Picture]From: [info]kingfox
Wed, 25-May-2005 12:46 PM (UTC)

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And even The Daily Show's stretching the meaning of the word more often than not. When Boing Boing does it, they're not even in the same ball park most of the time.
[User Picture]From: [info]pfrank
Wed, 25-May-2005 12:26 PM (UTC)

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I blame the Daily Show.
[User Picture]From: [info]romulusnr
Wed, 25-May-2005 10:18 PM (UTC)

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i think they forgot what it meant when jon came on. during craig, their zen was much more zen.
[User Picture]From: [info]duskwuff
Wed, 25-May-2005 12:37 PM (UTC)

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This is not Zen.

This is Zen. Or perhaps this.
[User Picture]From: [info]zenmonkeykstop
Wed, 25-May-2005 1:14 PM (UTC)

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You can't put about:blank in a comment! Who knew?
[User Picture]From: [info]princessangel89
Wed, 25-May-2005 1:16 PM (UTC)

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it isn't like xeni jardin can just change her assumed name...
[User Picture]From: [info]ralesk
Wed, 25-May-2005 1:17 PM (UTC)

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Thank you for using the proper placement of quotation marks.

And thank you also for not using the UNIX-y custom of grave-grave-text-apostrophe-apostrophe anymore.
[User Picture]From: [info]phenyx
Wed, 25-May-2005 2:20 PM (UTC)

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That's UNIX-y? I thought it was {\LaTeX}-y.
[User Picture]From: [info]valentwine
Wed, 25-May-2005 2:21 PM (UTC)

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Uh, pardon me, but what UNIX custom? Anybody who would use the backtick to quote the beginning of a string is an unqualified asshat, or writing m4 and thus may also qualify for the former category. UNIX people quote strings all day long and double backticks followed by double ticks is not a valid syntax in any known sane language, not to mention a gross typographical inefficiency.

Now look at that, you've made me go and waste my keystrokes.
Have a nice day.
[User Picture]From: [info]ciphergoth
Wed, 25-May-2005 2:40 PM (UTC)

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"on acid" can also take a long walk off a short pier.
[User Picture]From: [info]eminence_gris
Wed, 25-May-2005 3:11 PM (UTC)

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While shouting "I am a golden god!"
[User Picture]From: [info]tfofurn
Wed, 25-May-2005 2:46 PM (UTC)

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Pity that you've eliminated "Words Which Will Make Me Leave The Party" from jwz.org.
[User Picture]From: [info]gwillen
Wed, 25-May-2005 3:17 PM (UTC)

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*raises hand* guilty of said overuse, though I highly doubt you've ever seen a link I've posted. But I'll still stop now. Also, ==rmitz.
[User Picture]From: [info]rambletron3000
Wed, 25-May-2005 3:32 PM (UTC)

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I somehow have never seen this used to link to something. I'm not sure whether to feel thankful, or entirely out of the loop.

I _do_ need to find a canonical list to the Matt Groening Banned Words lists, though. Last I checked everything2 didn't have them all. It did however remind me that there was something called an ArchDeluxe, once upon a time.
[User Picture]From: [info]gytterberg
Wed, 25-May-2005 3:58 PM (UTC)

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[User Picture]From: [info]gytterberg
Wed, 25-May-2005 3:54 PM (UTC)

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May we also add (or subtract) "so fucked" and "whacked" to (from) the list?

If you can't think of anything descriptive or interesting to say about it, just say it's "cool," or "awesome," if it's really cool.

I appreciate the content supplied by boingboing, and I like most of what "Xeni" has to say, but her attitude just makes me want to give up on the web entirely.
From: [info]scsidisk
Wed, 25-May-2005 5:07 PM (UTC)

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Yeah, zen is really dumb!

Cool expressions? Dear Interweb, Dear Japanese, I Salute Our New...,
[User Picture]From: [info]jwz
Wed, 25-May-2005 5:09 PM (UTC)

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Here's one I like! "Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out".
[User Picture]From: [info]edlang
Wed, 25-May-2005 5:48 PM (UTC)

zen, surreal and dumb

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As per a friend of a friend. A chem PhD student with some spare time.

I have great faith in grad students. To do stuff.

[User Picture]From: [info]rpkrajewski
Wed, 25-May-2005 7:06 PM (UTC)

Overuse of the word Zen:

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Isn't that something one is supposed to have work out of one's system a few weeks after reading Gödel, Escher, Bach ?
[User Picture]From: [info]zenmonkeykstop
Wed, 25-May-2005 9:45 PM (UTC)

Re: Overuse of the word Zen:

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Obviously some people aren't finishing it.
[User Picture]From: [info]suppafly
Wed, 25-May-2005 8:10 PM (UTC)

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which is funny since boingboing always does the zen business and they link to you a lot.
[User Picture]From: [info]xoder
Thu, 26-May-2005 12:16 AM (UTC)

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You may be interested in [info]stopsayingthat, as it is designed for such posts.
[User Picture]From: [info]relaxing
Thu, 26-May-2005 5:38 AM (UTC)

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Those communities irritate me for several reasons. I would like to post the entire contents of [info]stopsayingthat to [info]stopsayingthat, and it would not be zen.
[User Picture]From: [info]xtat
Thu, 26-May-2005 12:23 AM (UTC)

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