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Exploding toads baffle German experts

BERLIN (AFP) - Hundreds of toads have met a bizarre and sinister end in Germany in recent days, it was reported: they exploded.

According to reports from animal welfare workers and veterinarians as many as a thousand of the amphibians have perished after their bodies swelled to bursting point and their entrails were propelled for up to a metre (three feet).

It is like "a science fiction film", according to Werner Smolnik of a nature protection society in the northern city of Hamburg, where the phenomenon of the exploding toad has been observed.

"You see the animals crawling on the ground, swelling and then exploding."

He said the bodies of the toads expanded to three and a half times their normal size.

"I have never seen such a thing," said veterinarian Otto Horst. So bad has the death toll been that the lake in the Altona district of Hamburg has been dubbed "the pond of death."

Access to it has been sealed off and every night a biologist visits it between 2:00 and 3:00 am, which appears to be peak time for batrachians to go bang.

Explanations include an unknown virus, a fungus that has infected the water, or crows, which in an echo of the Alfred Hitchcock movie "The Birds", attack the toads, literally scaring them to death.

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[User Picture]From: [info]imperator_mei
Sat, 23-Apr-2005 6:14 PM (UTC)

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Oh, so that's how long a metre is.
[User Picture]From: [info]mooflyfoof
Sat, 23-Apr-2005 6:16 PM (UTC)

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what in god's name.
[User Picture]From: [info]xed_geek
Sat, 23-Apr-2005 6:22 PM (UTC)

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hahahhahhah, Video, must have video!
Totally bizarre!
From: [info]uon
Sat, 23-Apr-2005 6:35 PM (UTC)

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[User Picture]From: [info]kungfupolarbear
Sat, 23-Apr-2005 6:57 PM (UTC)

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I blame the Pope. It has to have something to do with the Pope.
[User Picture]From: [info]keimel
Sat, 23-Apr-2005 7:08 PM (UTC)

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Holy frogs, Batman!

In more ways than one, my young colleague in tights...
[User Picture]From: [info]kungfupolarbear
Sat, 23-Apr-2005 11:57 PM (UTC)

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He's clearly making the "drinky drinky" motion. He is not to be trusted.
[User Picture]From: [info]baconmonkey
Sun, 24-Apr-2005 1:19 PM (UTC)

the wig doesn't fool me.

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[User Picture]From: [info]xed_geek
Sat, 23-Apr-2005 11:34 PM (UTC)

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I guess this can be seen as raining frogs and thus a sign of the Apocalypse. I'm stockpiling canned goods and shotguns.
[User Picture]From: [info]mark242
Mon, 25-Apr-2005 11:14 AM (UTC)

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The Rapture Index mentions nothing about exploding toads. We're all safe.
[User Picture]From: [info]xed_geek
Mon, 25-Apr-2005 11:53 AM (UTC)

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So now what I am going to do with all these cans of creamed corn?
From: [info]obiedude
Thu, 28-Apr-2005 5:27 PM (UTC)

OOO, I know the answer to that one!

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Well you do have that shotgun. Not a big leap from exploding frogs to exploding creamed corn
From: [info]emagius
Sat, 23-Apr-2005 7:13 PM (UTC)

I blame Umbrella's Bioweapons program

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Come on. This kind of stuff happens all the time in Resident Evil.
[User Picture]From: [info]pavel_lishin
Sat, 23-Apr-2005 7:36 PM (UTC)

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I explode when I get scared, too. They can control it with medication.
[User Picture]From: [info]joeradio
Sat, 23-Apr-2005 7:58 PM (UTC)

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The more appropriate movie reference would be The Reflecting Skin, which actually features exploding frogs. It's also where Coil got the samples for their track "Exploding Frogs" (off Stolen And Contaminated Songs).
[User Picture]From: [info]baconmonkey
Sun, 24-Apr-2005 1:23 PM (UTC)

ahem...

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[User Picture]From: [info]fatora
Mon, 2-May-2005 11:16 PM (UTC)

No shit

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That's so cool to know. I worship Coil.
[User Picture]From: [info]jope
Sat, 23-Apr-2005 8:15 PM (UTC)

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The work of the nefarious Baron Greenback, methinks.
[User Picture]From: [info]hasimir
Sat, 23-Apr-2005 10:00 PM (UTC)

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Si, Baroni.
[User Picture]From: [info]bokane
Sat, 23-Apr-2005 10:00 PM (UTC)

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Clearly someone's sewing their asses shut and feeding them Pop Rocks and Coke.
[User Picture]From: [info]endquote
Sat, 23-Apr-2005 10:12 PM (UTC)

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I dunno, I think the whale was cooler.
[User Picture]From: [info]kalimdor_wilson
Sat, 23-Apr-2005 10:49 PM (UTC)

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LaRouche Toad-Frog Massacre?
[User Picture]From: [info]baconmonkey
Sun, 24-Apr-2005 1:47 PM (UTC)

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The Exploding Frog and Other Fables from Aesop

Exploding frog batth buddies


http://www.linkswarm.com/modules.php?name=XForum&file=viewthread&tid=1160
I was attacked by frogs once. Mercifully I prevailed but the battle was not pretty. I’ll never forget the feeling of exploding frog guts squishing under the waistband of my shorts.




it could just be George Bush, reliving childhood memories.
http://www.makethemaccountable.com/articles/A_Philosophy_With_Roots_in_Conservative_Texas_Soil.htm
''We were terrible to animals,'' recalled Mr. Throckmorton, laughing. A dip behind the Bush home turned into a small lake after a good rain, and thousands of frogs would come out.

''Everybody would get BB guns and shoot them,'' Mr. Throckmorton said. ''Or we'd put firecrackers in the frogs and throw them and blow them up.''
[User Picture]From: [info]taffer
Mon, 25-Apr-2005 8:47 AM (UTC)

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Ah-ha, the Culture of Life in action!
[User Picture]From: [info]unstable_geek
Sun, 24-Apr-2005 5:16 PM (UTC)

maybe someone is feeding them aspirin

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Cruel people at highschool did that to seagulls.
[User Picture]From: [info]j_v_lynch
Sun, 24-Apr-2005 6:25 PM (UTC)

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perhaps they should look for a way sell this to australia.
[User Picture]From: [info]baconmonkey
Tue, 3-May-2005 3:24 PM (UTC)

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exploding toads theory: Live theives
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7654561/?GT1=6542
[User Picture]From: [info]baconmonkey
Tue, 3-May-2005 3:45 PM (UTC)

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uh, that should be "liver thieves"