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"Dear Japanese people..." [Tue, 8-Mar-2005 6:52 PM]
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Zookeepers Train for Level Three Furry Outbreak:

TAMA, Japan -- A Japanese zoo prepared for animal escapes by chasing a volunteer dressed in a lion costume.

Zoo staff set up makeshift fences to contain the wild beast. If it was not a drill, the animal would be shot with a tranquilizer and quickly moved back to its cage habitat.

The annual costumed rehearsal is a favorite spectacle for zoo goers. Last year, the zoo practiced capturing a man dressed as an escaped polar bear.

All of the drills have been successful, zoo officials said.


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[User Picture]From: [info]giles
Tue, 8-Mar-2005 6:54 PM (UTC)

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Yeah, "animal escape training." That's the ticket. If the news cameras hadn't shown up they'd still be beating off on that lion.
[User Picture]From: [info]azul_ros
Tue, 8-Mar-2005 7:10 PM (UTC)

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Somehow I don't think a person dressed in a suit is going to do the same things an actual lion would....
[User Picture]From: [info]flipzagging
Tue, 8-Mar-2005 7:21 PM (UTC)

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Maybe they're really training to keep furries out.
[User Picture]From: [info]azul_ros
Tue, 8-Mar-2005 7:32 PM (UTC)

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Possibly so! What about all the cosplay peeps??!!! lol!
[User Picture]From: [info]aquitone
Wed, 9-Mar-2005 12:59 AM (UTC)

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or keep them in.
[User Picture]From: [info]33mhz
Tue, 8-Mar-2005 7:49 PM (UTC)

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You'd be surprised how many actual lions barracade themselves into the aviary with several child hostages.
[User Picture]From: [info]daikon
Tue, 8-Mar-2005 7:58 PM (UTC)

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Astute.
[User Picture]From: [info]bonniegrrl
Tue, 8-Mar-2005 7:28 PM (UTC)

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I LOVE THIS!
I wish they did this at the San Francisco Zoo...I'd go more!
[User Picture]From: [info]xed_geek
Tue, 8-Mar-2005 10:41 PM (UTC)

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If they did this at the SF zoo, I'm pretty sure it wouldn't just be one furry running around, a few dozen (hundred?) would show up. Pure pandemonium!
Now that would be worth the price of admission.
[User Picture]From: [info]diffrentcolours
Wed, 9-Mar-2005 5:27 AM (UTC)

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Especially if they broke out the tranquiliser guns... or the real thing ;)
[User Picture]From: [info]bonniegrrl
Tue, 8-Mar-2005 7:40 PM (UTC)

Lions aren't the only ones who should be runnin....

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[User Picture]From: [info]baconmonkey
Tue, 8-Mar-2005 8:05 PM (UTC)

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[User Picture]From: [info]dossy
Tue, 8-Mar-2005 8:13 PM (UTC)

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I can see it now -- new event on MXC: dress in a big animal suit, try to escape "the zoo", which is some treacherous 30° incline with large styrofoam boulders rolled down as "zookeepers" try to throw netting over the contestants.

What will those wacky Japanese think of next.
[User Picture]From: [info]jwz
Tue, 8-Mar-2005 8:49 PM (UTC)

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[User Picture]From: [info]nzchrisb
Wed, 9-Mar-2005 2:25 AM (UTC)

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Whoops, must pay more attention. For some reason I though this was a different attack, although two in a week does seesm prety high. Even for those dirty rotten apes.
[User Picture]From: [info]mcfnord
Tue, 8-Mar-2005 8:43 PM (UTC)

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Stealthy zebra chamoflage.
[User Picture]From: [info]aquitone
Wed, 9-Mar-2005 1:01 AM (UTC)

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[User Picture]From: [info]fub
Wed, 9-Mar-2005 3:36 AM (UTC)

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The little kids who were at the zoo at that time were positively terrified by the "lion"...
[User Picture]From: [info]benediktus
Wed, 9-Mar-2005 3:45 AM (UTC)

barebacking penguins

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speaking of zoo ... i really like the one in bremerhaven
From: [info]irma_vep
Wed, 9-Mar-2005 6:53 AM (UTC)

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I think they should focus on chasing chimps. And use body armor.
[User Picture]From: [info]fengi
Wed, 9-Mar-2005 9:00 AM (UTC)

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I understand the Japanese military has an contracted out their training exercises to Disney on Ice.
[User Picture]From: [info]crypticreign
Fri, 11-Mar-2005 3:15 PM (UTC)

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This is the best thing I've seen all month.