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"and furthermore..." [Wed, 23-Feb-2005 11:01 PM]
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[User Picture]From: [info]flipping_hades
Wed, 23-Feb-2005 11:11 PM (UTC)

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that'll learn ya.
[User Picture]From: [info]strspn
Wed, 23-Feb-2005 11:48 PM (UTC)

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As one who has recently suffered a three-day hospital stay as a result of an intimate encounter with 220 V three-phase, I heartily support the use of an additional financial penalty so as to insure just that much more caution.
[User Picture]From: [info]grumpy_sysadmin
Thu, 24-Feb-2005 9:57 AM (UTC)

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$200 seems a bit low to me, though...
[User Picture]From: [info]xed_geek
Thu, 24-Feb-2005 12:08 AM (UTC)

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What, do they sue your estate, or just hope that you survive (albeit a bit charred) so they can charge you? Also if you touch it (even without the financial warning) maybe its just darwin in action.
[User Picture]From: [info]transgress
Thu, 24-Feb-2005 1:39 AM (UTC)

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hehe, thanks, that made my day.
[User Picture]From: [info]ammitbeast
Thu, 24-Feb-2005 1:54 AM (UTC)

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"Hey! Who put this ticket in Dave's coffin?"

I guess if the deceased can't pay they can always empty the coffin and sell it. (Do y'suppose the ticket would say "instant death violation"?)
[User Picture]From: [info]phygelus
Thu, 24-Feb-2005 2:00 AM (UTC)

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In a similar vein, there's the "famous" sign at Grand Targhee:
http://myweb.cableone.net/jpat20/Tetoncam%20Photo%20Album/slides/P1010005.html
[User Picture]From: [info]strangehours
Thu, 24-Feb-2005 3:17 AM (UTC)

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Best choice of track yet :)
[User Picture]From: [info]loosechanj
Thu, 24-Feb-2005 4:03 AM (UTC)

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Wait, is the $200 fine for dying, or touching the wires?
[User Picture]From: [info]josephgrossberg
Thu, 24-Feb-2005 4:53 AM (UTC)

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It's the clean-up fee.
[User Picture]From: [info]grumpy_sysadmin
Thu, 24-Feb-2005 10:00 AM (UTC)

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I think the fine might be associated with failure to follow mandated lock-down tag-out procedure. The phone guy at $FORMER_EMPLOYER was formerly in the maintenance department, where he gained a nickname: Sparky. He'd failed to follow lock-down, tag-out once... and woke up about fifteen minutes later, across the room, on a shipping skid.