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Shallow Jury Pool [Tue, 18-Jan-2005 6:49 PM]
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Attorney meets the 'jury pool from hell'

MEMPHIS, Tennessee (AP) -- Defense attorney Leslie Ballin called it the "jury pool from hell." The group of prospective jurors was summoned to listen to a case of Tennessee trailer park violence.

Right after jury selection began last week, one man got up and left, announcing, "I'm on morphine and I'm higher than a kite."

When the prosecutor asked if anyone had been convicted of a crime, a prospective juror said that he had been arrested and taken to a mental hospital after he almost shot his nephew. He said he was provoked because his nephew just would not come out from under the bed.

Another would-be juror said he had had alcohol problems and was arrested for soliciting sex from an undercover officer. "I should have known something was up," he said. "She had all her teeth."

Another prospect volunteered he probably should not be on the jury: "In my neighborhood, everyone knows that if you get Mr. Ballin (as your lawyer), you're probably guilty." He was not chosen.

The case involved a woman accused of hitting her brother's girlfriend in the face with a brick. Ballin's client was found not guilty.


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[User Picture]From: [info]zonereyrie
Tue, 18-Jan-2005 8:19 PM (UTC)

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I think they meant 'gene pool from hell'.

Who's got the chlorine?
[User Picture]From: [info]king_mob
Tue, 18-Jan-2005 8:42 PM (UTC)

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Nah, you just need a gene-pool skimmer. A flamethrower ought to do it.
[User Picture]From: [info]taffer
Wed, 19-Jan-2005 7:09 AM (UTC)

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That reads like a segment on The Simpsons. Or Futurama.
[User Picture]From: [info]kineticfactory
Wed, 19-Jan-2005 9:47 AM (UTC)

Alternative title:

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"Four strategies for evading jury duty"

(Does Memphis, Tennessee, have a tradition of telling tall tales to put one over outsiders, or is it just full of violent mental defectives, or both?)
[User Picture]From: [info]movingfinger
Wed, 19-Jan-2005 10:05 PM (UTC)

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It's full of Bush voters.
[User Picture]From: [info]kineticfactory
Thu, 20-Jan-2005 1:55 AM (UTC)

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Yeah, but other than that...

Surely violently psychotic trailer-trash wouldn't make up more than, say, 10-15% of the Republican constituency?