that. is. really. freaky.

I was over at a friend's house earlier this evening, and a discussion about nipples came up... Nipples on all Batman suits, except for the women's suits. .. strange.

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are nipples super important?

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Lack of nipples is super distracting.

Also, yes, they are.

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Not in anime. Their boobs may be twice the size of their head, but no nipples. :(

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I havent seen this, but from the preview I was shocked by the fact that he had a SEMI-AUTOMATIC CROSSBOW.

WTF? Have you ever tried to reload a crossbow? It takes like 2 minutes, and it certainly doesnt recock and reload itself.

Did they explain that away somehow?

That was bad enough. But no nipples? Thats a fucking travesty! No way am I seeing this now!

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Yes, they explained that, as follows: "My name is Bond, James Bond." Explanation ends.

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i was way more disturbed by the fact that he didn't really kill much with the stupid thing. if you're going to make up an impossible weapon, at least make it impossibly effective, sheesh.

also, when trying to create a super bad-ass action hero, it is generally best to let him kill more than 4 or 5 things.

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He has a monk who is his version of Q and it isn't really a crossbow, it just looks like one - it uses pressurized gas to fire the bolts.

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Well, at least she's wearing a watch so that she doesn't, y'know, lose track of time.

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Without nipples, breasts are pointless! (Har.)

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HAHAHAHA

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Nipples hell. When do vampires shave?

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Nipples are required.
There is no exemption form for nipples.

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maybe they don't nurse their young or want to attract cock?

so you saying the movie sucks then?

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Not only that, but the texture they mapped onto the bodies with their neat-o keen CGI machine thingies is a flatbed scan of the skin of a catfish.

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I liked it.

For everyone who was disappointed with the lack of nipples, just consider it a fair trade for not having to see Dracula/Wolfman schlong.

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A glans with fangs? A furry shaft? Big deal.

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hahah- i opened the links and saw that i had also commented on the "freakishly misplaced" nipples in 2003- and gee- aren't i a comedian

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I was dragged to see this movie after having five sake bombers consisting of the aforementioned sake and 63.3 centiliter bottles of Kirin Ichiban.

So, of course, I was in quite the proper frame of mind to enjoy it. Unfortunately, however, I don't remember a single bit.

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Unfortunately, you say...

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THERE ARE NO NIPPLES HERE, NOTHING TO SEE MOVE ALONG

I think that you have just supplied the tag line for my next MEAT t-shirt. ;)

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oh. mah. gawd.

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Given how buttfuckingly cold it looks in the mountains of Transylvania, and the propensity for nipples to embarassingly harden when it does get that cold, perhaps this lack of nipples is actually explainable by genetic mutation. Or they could have frozen their nipples off, and the tits are next.

I mean, look how white their skin is; imagine what shade of beetroot red they'll turn when they blush, when someone points out how pointy their nipples are all of a sudden! That'd look positively blood-like! Which wouldn't be that great a survival trait in the land of vampires...

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You probably wouldn't like I Went Down, then. They removed a girl's nipples in post, apparently to get a 15 cert in the UK instead of an 18. The end result is freakishly wrong, despite being onscreen for mere seconds. (other than that it's a pretty good flick)

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The puppies in 101 Dalmations didn't have assholes.

Somewhere on a shelf in Hollywood is an unused container of puppy assholes. Right next to the unused container of harpy nipples.

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That's a rather disturbing mental image.

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God damn that movie was a trainwreck.

A pack of my friends over at ILM worked on it and kept bitching about how bad it was, which I normally take with a grain of salt, we all hate what we're working on by the time it's ready for release...
But holy shit. People were actually walking out of the theatre.

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Vampire Barbie!

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the wookie with the cookies...

man, whatever happened to that band?

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Since when have chicken breasts had nipples?

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