I heard all the cool kids hung out with jwz.

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It's all about the transdimensional monkeys.

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I saw a documentary about Mozilla on PBS and you were in it.

and you had avphibes on your friends list and so did I.

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One word: Fitzpatrick.

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if I'm on your friend list I don't get like 5 kajillion folks messaging me links to it throughout the day.

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I, for one, welcome our irritable jwz master.

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my sweetie says she remembers a picture of you in a cubical surrounded by spiderwebs

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I'm a fanboy

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It's easier than polling http://www.jwz.org/xscreensaver/

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I thought this was where they said the orgy would be.

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Found your account a long time ago (sorry, my fault). You post funny pictures and are cynical as all get-out, so I keep reading.

You're one of .... actually, you might be the only human who's journal I read and isn't someone I know personally. Don't feel too special.

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You fail to suck.

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It's like that Winston Churchill quote about alcohol.

I've taken more out of jwz, than jwz has taken out of me.

Uh, or something.

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I've been reading your web site for years (having wandered over there for reasons relating to xscreensaver) because I liked what you wrote.

At some point I noticed you had a livejournal and that you were writing here more than you were updating your site. So I started reading here and eventually friended you because it was convenient.

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You're one of the most interesting/amusing person on my friends list.

BTW, do you really care, or are you just comment whoring? ;)

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I enjoy the weird pics and some of the rants.

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You're the linkiest!

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You're not on my friends' list, but I read you regularly anyway through a bookmark.

To explain why I read you, I must paraphrase Christian Slater from Pump Up the Volume:

Dear jwz,

I think you're incendiary and obnoxious and have a high opinion of yourself.

...which are all attributes I prize in people. You will note I removed "boring" and replaced it with something more, uh, fitting. You may be evil, but seldom boring.

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I think I became aware of you through a Boingboing link, added you because nearly everything you post is interesting.

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Because baconmonkey replies to your entries. EVIL CLOWNZ 4 EVAR!!

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What's to explain?

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I have jwz RSS syndicated but not on my friends list.

Does that make me more or less of a loser?

Does the fact that I have linked and/or referenced JWZ on my weblog help or hurt this?

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I got addicted to jwzrants and reading your LJ seemed like the next step up, sorta like starting on heroin after smoking pot for years.

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You have a mythos that's built around you from both the geek and the club/music/promoter points of view. There's very few people around here who can be interesting in both those ways, and it gives me hope, in a weird twisted fanboy sort of way.
Plus, you know some friends of mine, but I don't wish to namedrop.

So are you going to delete this post after 1024 replies?

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I blame day time television.

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