and wait...and wait...and wait...

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Whachoo talkin' bout, Willis?

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So lemme get this straight... studying engineering precludes bootywhang. How does that work? Oh.

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Following through the link there's an ad for Newports (which are cigarettes I believe) dangling off the side of the same pole.

So let me get this straight .....

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It's my future!
I want to be an engineer...
Sex can wait!
Newport pleasure!
Fire it up!

Heh. There's something to be said for opportunity marketing!

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No sex? OH COOL! I'm gonna go sign up for E-school right now.

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they should totally put that on their school brochures.

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by that logic, if he wanted to be a REVERSE-engineer, he should ALL BANGED-UP NICE N' GOOD RIGHT THIS SECOND.

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But some women love engineers.

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Yes, but only for very small values of "some".

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Very very small. So small there are billboards.

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But the quality of the sample is very, very high.

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Hmm . . . the high quality is probably one of the reasons demand exceeds supply so consistently.

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So. Goddamned. Right.

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Hey, I resemble that remark!

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for so many other technical disciplines...

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I don't know why or where you find them but just like the Church billboard this also comes from our dear city of Kansas City....

the KC ministry of health has a program to clean up the rampant overpopulation of...

GEEKS... uhmm.. YEAH that's it!!!

It's not THAT bad here, honest wally.

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huh? how the hell do you think i got my engineering degree? i certainly wasn't impressing the professors with my knowledge of solid state devices.

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"i certainly wasn't impressing the professors with my knowledge of solid state devices."

so personal classes were the solution? ;)

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with lots of oral quizes during office hours.

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I wanna teach at your school

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Unless, of course, you're a female engineer. Then all the male geeks want in your pants.

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"Female engineers become irresistible at the age of consent and remain that way until about thirty minutes after their clinical death. Longer if it's a warm day."

--Scott Adams

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Know who has sex and lots of it? Comp Scis. And all comp sci women are into bondage. Its a proven fact.

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really? they are all into Pascal?

whoa.

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Fool. Don't you know that ALL engineers are BABE MAGNETS????

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"While it's true that many normal people would prefer not to date an engineer, most normal people harbor an intense desire to mate with them, thus producing engineer-like children who will have high-paying jobs long before losing their virginity."

--Scott Adams, The Dilbert Principle

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What's the deal with the red-yellow-green color theme? Are they targeting African Americans... maybe Jamaicans?

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hah- not if you're engineering the persephone lovelump :D

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how true, how true

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May I duplicate this picture in my journal?

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Thought you might get a giggle out of what my pal blackceasah did with it:



It was posted in his journal a while back.

A.

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