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Brand Necrophilia, part 2 [Wed, 19-Nov-2003 2:00 PM]
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Last month I pondered the arrival of Netscape Microsoft Internet Explorer. But this month, it would appear that "Netscape Navigator" is still a corpse worth fucking as well!

AOL mulls toolbar service

Time Warner's America Online division is considering creating a desktop application that lets people access popular Web services such as search, news and maps, the company confirmed Monday.

The product, which has the working name "Netscape Navigator," looks like a compass with names of different services -- such as "movie showtimes," "yellow pages," and "shopping" -- encircling a Google Web search bar.

Update, Nov 25: Alleged screen shot below... Also, some people are pissing in the wind...

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[User Picture]From: [info]grahams
Wed, 19-Nov-2003 2:15 PM (UTC)

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[...]considering creating a desktop application that lets people access popular Web services such as search, news and maps[...]


``Company officials say that this new technology (the "Web Browser")....''
[User Picture]From: [info]grumpy_sysadmin
Wed, 19-Nov-2003 2:27 PM (UTC)

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Searched the web for "Brand Necrophilia". Results 1 - 7 of about 19.
I don't think it really counts as googlebombing when they all point to your own blog...
[User Picture]From: [info]jwz
Wed, 19-Nov-2003 2:28 PM (UTC)

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Well you have to start somewhere...
[User Picture]From: [info]cyeh
Wed, 19-Nov-2003 2:37 PM (UTC)

brand expiration dates

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I'm not in marketing, but I'm sure someone that reads this lj knows something about brands and expiration dates. I'm sure there's some kind of curve that tells you how long a brand can drop out of the public view before you're just better off creating a new brand.

AOL is trying to use 'Netscape' as a brand differentiator for 'power' features since the AOL brand has been tarnished to the point of being laughable. (People could argue that this happened a long time ago, but that's besides the point.)

What I find amusing is how long they waited to do something useful with it and the implied desperation in dragging out the Netscape brand now. Netscape is dead. Dead. Deceased. That dog won't hunt.

I'm just wondering if TW execs got handed branding data from 6 years ago, or if you really _can_ revive brands that have been buried for that long.

[User Picture]From: [info]jwz
Wed, 19-Nov-2003 2:52 PM (UTC)

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AOL is trying to use 'Netscape' as a brand differentiator for 'power' features

But it's not even that! "Netscape" is their discount service! It's the one that is missing the "power" features.

[User Picture]From: [info]loosechanj
Wed, 19-Nov-2003 3:18 PM (UTC)

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Is this irony? I just want to be sure.
[User Picture]From: [info]jwz
Wed, 19-Nov-2003 3:25 PM (UTC)

Re: brand expiration dates

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I can't even tell any more.
[User Picture]From: [info]cyeh
Wed, 19-Nov-2003 3:27 PM (UTC)

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But wasn't Netscape originally acquired, in part, because of it's association as a power user brand? That was what I was remembering.

If they are now using it as a discount brand, that'd be like taking the Nordstrom brand, burying it and shitting on its corpse, then dragging it out later to promote a WalMart style chain of stores.

That's special.

[User Picture]From: [info]loosechanj
Wed, 19-Nov-2003 4:02 PM (UTC)

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Actually, I just realized what you said probably doesn't mean what you think it does. The discount service is "missing power features" in the same way Windows 3.1 is missing GUI features.
[User Picture]From: [info]grumpy_sysadmin
Wed, 19-Nov-2003 5:35 PM (UTC)

Just so it's clear...

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This is irony.
[User Picture]From: [info]down8
Wed, 19-Nov-2003 2:44 PM (UTC)

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Damn, they even dry-humped the compass. Tsk tsk, AOLTWNS.

-bZj
[User Picture]From: [info]waider
Wed, 19-Nov-2003 3:08 PM (UTC)

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*sniff* *sniff* Mmmm, smells like "Portal Lite"... this, coupled with those wacky folk who've invented Yet Another Chording Keyboard and a few other blips on the radar lead me to believe that the heady days of "You've Got Internet? Here, Have Some VC" will soon be upon us once more...
[User Picture]From: [info]grumpy_sysadmin
Wed, 19-Nov-2003 5:37 PM (UTC)

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Keep dreaming, dude.

You don't get VC these days.

You get Homeland Security funding.
[User Picture]From: [info]tritone
Wed, 19-Nov-2003 6:54 PM (UTC)

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Way back when, around when Netscape 1.0 came out, I wrote a document (in FrameMaker, I think) with "Netscape Navigator" in it. The spellchecker flagged it as a mistake, and suggested, as a replacement, "Endoscope Navigator".

I thought it was funny at the time, but didn't realize just how prophetic it was.
[User Picture]From: [info]confuseme
Thu, 20-Nov-2003 5:37 AM (UTC)

Funniest Entry-Appropriate Music Ever

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I hope I stop laughing soon, and regain the ability to breathe.
[User Picture]From: [info]bigbaldguy
Thu, 20-Nov-2003 4:58 PM (UTC)

Brand necrophilia

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All this talk makes me horny.
[User Picture]From: [info]jwz
Tue, 25-Nov-2003 3:35 AM (UTC)

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This may be a screenshot of the new attrocity:

(From here, among other places.)</a>

[User Picture]From: [info]lightinchains
Mon, 1-Dec-2003 2:06 AM (UTC)

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That's out beyond "ugly" and into "makes my insides contract involuntarily" territory.
[User Picture]From: [info]marklyon
Mon, 1-Dec-2003 6:27 AM (UTC)

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What the fuck? That's not a toolbar. It's a toolcircle.

Talk about fucking useless.

DIE DIE DIE!
[User Picture]From: [info]josephgrossberg
Mon, 18-Sep-2006 12:18 PM (UTC)

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They're "thinking outside the box".
From: [info]cmars232
Tue, 3-May-2005 10:43 PM (UTC)

Suggested feature...

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Maybe they could have a boatanchor appear on mouseover.
[User Picture]From: [info]gse
Fri, 17-Mar-2006 1:50 AM (UTC)

Re: Suggested feature...

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nearly a year later, this made me laugh out loud.
[User Picture]From: [info]slash32solitude
Tue, 1-Apr-2008 5:30 PM (UTC)

Re: Suggested feature...

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Me, too! Whoa, it's 2008. What am I doing here??
[User Picture]From: [info]crimson_serpent
Tue, 1-Apr-2008 5:36 PM (UTC)

Re: Suggested feature...

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Hello, 2003! The future is awesome!
[User Picture]From: [info]turkeyphant
Sat, 29-Nov-2003 7:40 AM (UTC)

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I think I'm going to cry...