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hey, baby [Mon, 27-Oct-2003 12:54 PM]
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Dear small plastic babies,
Please stop exploring your sexuality.
It really freaks us out.
Love,
Giant meat people.

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[User Picture]From: [info]lilamp
Mon, 27-Oct-2003 1:09 PM (UTC)

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although i knew pretty much exactly what to expect, that seriously disturbed me more than i could have ever anticipated...
[User Picture]From: [info]acpizza
Mon, 27-Oct-2003 1:21 PM (UTC)

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Yes, but someone has a truly awesome macro lens!
[User Picture]From: [info]rzr_grl
Mon, 27-Oct-2003 3:31 PM (UTC)

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Now *here* is a man after my own heart.
[User Picture]From: [info]acpizza
Mon, 27-Oct-2003 5:54 PM (UTC)

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I love that icon!
From: billemon
Mon, 27-Oct-2003 1:42 PM (UTC)

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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha *thud*
[User Picture]From: [info]stimps
Mon, 27-Oct-2003 1:43 PM (UTC)

AIEEEE

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This reminds me of [info]substitute's Rule of Perversion:

If you have heard of it, there's a lot of sites about it. If you can imagine it, there's a web ring for it. And if you can't comprehend it in any possible universe, there are at least five sites about it.
[User Picture]From: [info]belgand
Tue, 28-Oct-2003 6:10 AM (UTC)

Re: AIEEEE

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Case in point: car exhaust fetishes. I've seen at least one site about a man who really gets off on seeing women's feet covered in the exhaust from cars. He's very specific about the kind of tailpipes he likes and slightly less so about the feet and shoes of the woman.

Another site instructs you in at least 2 different ways to fuck your car. It warns to never do this after recently driving it and states that the rocking motion of the car is what makes it desirable. Doing the tailpipe is enhanced by the production of a device that they outline the construction of.

Not exactly related, to too fucking related for my tastes.

Personally I've tried to find evidence of my so-called ultimate fetish. Something that at best a very small group of people engage in. I've never found any evidence of it, but perhaps it's because I haven't looked hard enough: DVDA fisting. Not too terribly weird, but not desirably by almost anyone and well... I don't know if most people could even be physically capable of it.
[User Picture]From: [info]stimps
Tue, 28-Oct-2003 9:53 AM (UTC)

"You want me to put what where?"

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It's not something you really want to be walking around thinking about people, either. At the coffee shop: "Can she do it?" At the grocery store: "What about the butcher?" Pretty soon it all comes back to mom and then you're just ill. =)
[User Picture]From: [info]violentbloom
Mon, 27-Oct-2003 2:02 PM (UTC)

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that would be porn if it wasn't so creepy.
From: billemon
Mon, 27-Oct-2003 4:32 PM (UTC)

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Creepy, sure ...

... but great breasts *g*

Seriously, though, (straight) guys are used to mentally filtering out various objects / persons from photographs of women anyway ...

[User Picture]From: [info]violentbloom
Mon, 27-Oct-2003 5:54 PM (UTC)

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I have higher standards for breasts I guess...
plus a baby anywhere near a cootie and well it just brings on child birth film flashbacks.
ewwww! but then you don't have those parts.
then again I don't either anymore. yeah!
[User Picture]From: [info]baconmonkey
Mon, 27-Oct-2003 2:03 PM (UTC)

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the japanese didn't heed your request, what makes you think the plastic babies will?
From: [info]selectronica
Mon, 27-Oct-2003 2:39 PM (UTC)

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Damn! the library doesn't allow downloads but I am pretty sure I wouldn't want to see your little film anyway.

As far as the little plastic babies? Now I know what I want for Christmas. < smirk >
From: billemon
Mon, 27-Oct-2003 5:09 PM (UTC)

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mplayer -dumpstream -dumpfile ~/chichiren.asf http://61.193.185.133:80/tma/yokoku/chichiren.wmv *G*
[User Picture]From: [info]belgand
Tue, 28-Oct-2003 6:16 AM (UTC)

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The weird part is how the sex just sort of shows up after a minute, they kind of goes away, then shows up again. No relation to anything. Maybe it would make more sense if I understand Japanese, but I doubt it.
[User Picture]From: [info]archiedavis
Mon, 27-Oct-2003 3:09 PM (UTC)

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yikes.

i second the opinion.
[User Picture]From: [info]scosol
Mon, 27-Oct-2003 3:51 PM (UTC)

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that lopsided grin... those dinner-plate pupils...

i think that baby's been gettin the *good* stuff
[User Picture]From: [info]scosol
Mon, 27-Oct-2003 3:53 PM (UTC)

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and- you of course have seen this?

http://www.orgasmatrix.com/hijos/animacion/playmobil/

i must admit that the "parade" hit me in a very twisted way :p
[User Picture]From: [info]belgand
Tue, 28-Oct-2003 6:18 AM (UTC)

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That's the problem. Just like forecasted this isn't just some isolated fuck-off doing this. This is some sort of sub-sub-culture or something. People are into this and they're exciting others by showing it.
[User Picture]From: [info]mackys
Mon, 27-Oct-2003 4:40 PM (UTC)

I am suddenly enlightened!

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Now I realize where the slang phrase "beef curtains" came from!
[User Picture]From: [info]aitp
Mon, 27-Oct-2003 6:33 PM (UTC)

I was waiting for this post...

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...after seeing this earlier on The Hun.

Of course, that doesn't make it any less disturbing. In particular, the moisture on the doll was simultaneously fascinating and disgusting. Kind of like watching well-endowed women running without sports bras.

Um, yeah.

AITP
[User Picture]From: [info]mavia
Wed, 29-Oct-2003 10:36 AM (UTC)

Re: I was waiting for this post...

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I have to tell you, that is the most adorable icon I've ever seen.
[User Picture]From: [info]jette
Mon, 27-Oct-2003 6:36 PM (UTC)

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Tee hee. I remember seeing that one picture as one of [info]jameth'th less objectionable icons.
[User Picture]From: [info]nerpdawg
Thu, 20-Nov-2003 6:36 PM (UTC)

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http://sabrina.jp/g.htm

not sure what this is, but only sex can explain it
[User Picture]From: [info]grlfridae
Sat, 19-Jan-2008 6:45 AM (UTC)

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thanks for the new icon material. :D