"The First Ten Amendments to the constitution of the United States printed on sturdy, pocket-sized, pieces of metal."

"The next time you travel by air, take the Security Edition of the Bill of Rights along with you. When asked to empty your pockets, proudly toss the Bill of Rights in the plastic bin. You need to get used to offering up the bill of rights for inspection and government workers need to get used to deciding if you'll be allowed to keep the Bill of Rights with you when you travel."

If they let you keep it, Penn Jilette suggests saying, "Why don't you hang on to that and read it when you have a chance." www.pennandteller.com